- Let’s all be seated.
- Who knows what today is?
- Stephanie.
- Today’s the start of the honeybee honey drive.
- Very good, Stephanie.
- Thank you.
- Joey, as honorary queen bee will you pass out the sample honey?
- Linda, I would be delighted.
- I know our hive is gonna raise lots of money for underprivileged children
- and the honeybee who sells the most honey will win this special grand prize.
- – Uh, Steph. – Stephanie.
- Steph. – Steph. Steph. – Steph.
- You haven’t won the bike yet, Steph.
- Yet. That seat was made for my tush.
- I would like to introduce a young lady
- who holds the record for selling 725 jars of honey.
- A honeybee legend, I might add.
- Let’s put your wings together for D.J. Tanner.
- Thank you, honeybees.
- Ah, memories.
- Honeybees, any kid can sell raffle tickets for a color TV.
- But to unload this stuff you gotta work your little stinger off.
- (D.J.) ‘So what are you gonna do?’ Sell! Let me hear it.
- (together) Sell! Sell! Sell!
- Hello.
- Attack!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold it.
- Been wiping out bugs all day. A few more won’t make a difference.
- You! See me later.
- Sure, yuk it up. It just so happens that I am an honorary queen bee.
- Joseph, this is no news to me.
- What’s this?
- Uh, it’s a tree house. It’s from your mom.
- My mom always sends me the dopiest gifts.
- I think it’s for Michelle.
- Hi, guys. Are the honeybees here? I didn’t miss them, did I?
- Yes, the honeybees are still here.
- And more importantly, I believe so is their hive mother, Linda.
- Linda?
- Jesse…my daughter is a honeybee
- and uh.. …Linda just happens to be her hive mother.
- She also happens to be very pretty and very divorced.
- [chuckles] And you happen to like her, don’t you?
- Purely as an insect.
- Face it, man, you’re smitten.
- I am not smitten.
- I know smitten. You are smut.
- Danny, why don’t you just ask her out? It’s obvious you’re ready to start dating again.
- I don’t know. You think it’s been enough time?
- Danny, it’s been a year since Pam died. I don’t think you should feel bad about seeing other people. I think it’s okay.
- Yeah, but dating?
- I haven’t been on a date since I took Pam to the senior prom.
- I don’t even remember how to ask a girl out.
- Same way you asked my sister out.
- Well, Joey asked her out for me.
- This Joey?
- Joey was, uh, sort of my expert on romance.
- This Joey?
- It just so happens that I have a way with women.
- Yes, you take one look at them and they run away.
- Daniel, listen.
- You’re a reasonably semi-attractive young man.
- You’ve been living with me long enough. I think something must have rubbed off.
- Go in there, be bold be confident, and ask that girl out.
- And don’t come back until you got a date.
- That’s right. Go!
- You’re right. I can do this.
- – Is my cowlick sticking up? – Yeah, go on.
- Go on! Go.
- – Oh, Linda, hi. – Hi, Danny.
- What a nice surprise? I forgot the honeybees were even meeting today.
- Well, we’re just wrapping things up.
- Okay, why don’t you all buzz into the car?
- Thanks so much for letting us use your house again.
- Anytime. Mi hive is su hive.
- Mr. Tanner, will you please buy some honey?
- Sweetheart, come here.
- Yes, mommy?
- Oh, I think Mr. Tanner will be buying his honey from Stephanie.
- You know you can never have too many jars of honey.
- Sign me up for three jars.
- – Thanks, Mr. Tanner. – You’re welcome.
- I don’t believe this.
- I must be dreaming. Daddy, I need that bike.
- Sweetheart, I’m gonna buy from you too.
- I tell you what. I’ll take ten jars.
- Ten jars? Oh–
- Only ten?
- Dad, you just bought three from the competition.
- This sweet young child is your own flesh and blood.
- – Fifteen jars? – Twenty.
- – Seventeen. – Deal.
- Now, that’s how you set records, kid.
- You just bought 20 jars of honey.
- That’s nothing. When D.J. set the record, I bought 112.
- I built a honey cellar downstairs.
- You know, you’re really a great dad.
- Well, I’ve got the kids waiting in the car.
- Linda, wait. Um..
- Do you, uh.. You ever go to the movies?
- Sure. I love movies.
- No kidding? Me too.
- It’s a small world.
- Two people who love movies living in the same city. It’s amazing.
- Where was I?
- I think you were kind of working up the courage to ask me out.
- Right.
- I’m still workin’ on it.
- Danny, I’ve got a car full of bees.
- But I’ve got two tickets to a modern art exhibit tonight.
- I mean, I’d love for you to be my guest if I can find a sitter.
- – Jesse and Joey can do it. – Great.
- Then, uh, we can have dinner too. My treat.
- Pick you up around seven?
- – Okay? – Okay.
- It’s a date?
- – It’s a date. – Great.
- I have a date tonight.
- I have a date tonight.
- I have a date tonight.
- I have a date tonight!
- I have a date tonight.
- And why not?
- Alright, Michelle, when we put together this dream house it’s gonna make Benny, the dishrag look like..
- …he’ll look like a dishrag.
- Hi, guys. What’s happenin’?
- You tell us.
- Well, uh, I’d like to
- but, uh, I have to get ready for my date tonight!
- You did what I told you, right?
- You were in there, you were bold you were confident, you asked her out and she said yes, right?
- No, I was shy and I was awkward and she asked me out and I said yes.
- – No! – Yes.
- She’s treating me to dinner and to an art exhibit.
- She’s paying? How does this shy and awkward thing work?
- Danny, you’re gonna go out tonight and you’re gonna have a great time.
- That’s right, and we’re gonna watch the girls for ya.
- The girls.
- How am I gonna tell D.J. and Stephanie that their father is going out on a date?
- Any ideas?
- Uh, tell him, Joseph.
- – Trust your instincts. – That’s right. Good thinking.
- Trust your instincts and, uh, uh
- tell them exactly what they need to know but nothing more. Nothing.. – Just tell them that. – I like that, Jesse.
- – I like that. – Yeah, thanks very much.
- Uh, listen to what they say, and respond accordingly.
- Right. Accordingly respond to what they say and most importantly, be their father!
- You don’t have a clue how to handle this, do you?
- I don’t know what I’m talking about.
- Michelle? You’ll tell your sisters for me, won’t you?
- Ah, thank you, honey. You take all the pressure off.
- Give me a kiss.
- If you want that bike, you got to be a salesman like this.
- Hi, my name’s Stephanie Tanner.
- I’m a honeybee, and we’re raising money for needy kids.
- Jars of honey make wonderful birthday gifts and your purchase is tax-deductible
- talk about a honey of a deal.
- That was awesome.
- Hey, girls.
- Go for it.
- Hi, daddy. I’m Stephanie Tanner
- and this honey is tax duckbills.
- Happy birthday.
- Sweetheart, I bought 17 jars from you already.
- Deej, take your sister
- and sit down, because right now
- I wanna have a little talk with my three girls about something very important.
- Tonight, your father is going on a..
- You know, let me have two more jars.
- Great!
- You girls, you like Julie’s mom, Mrs. Stratton, don’t you?
- Sure.
- She’s a nice hive mother.
- Well, great. Because tonight, Julie’s mom and I are..
- ‘We’re, um..’
- Make it four more jars.
- I’m getting good at this.
- I better just say this before I go broke.
- Julie’s mom and I are going out tonight.
- Oh, boy! Where are we going?
- No, angel, it’s just me and Julie’s mom.
- Why can’t we go?
- Steph, you don’t get it.
- They’re going on a date. Dad doesn’t want us there. They want to be alone.
- Uh, D.J., wait!
- It’s not that we want to be alone. We just, we wanna get to know each other.
- Well, dad, couldn’t you just stay home with us?
- Um, I need you to, uh, help me with my homework.
- And Stephanie probably needs you too, right, Steph?
- I guess so.
- Daddy, if you go on a date tonight is Julie’s mommy gonna be our new mommy?
- Your new mommy?
- Of course not.
- You know, people go out on dates and they don’t get married.
- You understand that, don’t you?
- I don’t know. I’m not sure what’s going on.
- I’ll tell you exactly what’s going on. We need dad here, and he’s leaving.
- Why don’t I just, uh
- change my plans and-and stay with you three girls, then?
- For the rest of my life.
- Hi, Linda, yeah, it’s Danny.
- Look, I feel real uncomfortable about this but, uh, I have to cancel out on our date.
- I-I’m starting to feel like it’s too soon for this.
- Thanks for understanding.
- Yeah. Bye.
- (Jesse) ‘What happened?’
- I thought you were ready to start dating.
- I was, until I saw the looks on those girls’ faces.
- Although Michelle took it pretty well.
- You think I should have kept my date with Linda, don’t you?
- – Yes, I do. – I agree with him.
- Who said that?
- Look, Daniel, yes, it is hard on the girls, man, but they love you. They’ll learn to deal with it.
- I just think my dating will be so much easier once the girls are away at college.
- Oh, yeah, you’ll be pushing 50 hanging out at singles bars.
- [imitates old man] Hi, Danny Tanner.
- Uh, Capricorn.
- You wanna hold my teeth?
- Danny, this is always gonna be a tough situation. But do you wanna keep postponing your life?
- Well, no.
- Danny, the decision is yours. What do you really wanna do?
- I really wanna go out with Linda.
- – Now you’re talking! – There you go.
- – Lay it down. – Alright.
- Come on, Joseph. Get the stuff.
- Hi, Linda? Uh, Danny here.
- Did someone call you before sayin’ it was too soon for me to start dating?
- I thought so.
- Linda, that was my evil twin brother, Manny Tanner.
- If it’s not too late, I’d really like to see you tonight.
- Great. So you’ll pick me up–
- – Hi, dad. – Hi, dad!
- Can you hold on a second?
- Hi, girls.
- Dad, we were talking, and it was so nice of you to cancel your date for us.
- We wanna thank you by taking you out for ice cream.
- Our treat.
- Because you’re a great dad.
- And we love you so much.
- Thanks. I love you too.
- – Thanks, dad. – Thanks, dad.
- This is Manny Tanner, the evil twin.
- Something’s come up, and, uh, Danny can’t make it tonight.
- He’s really very sorry, and, uh, he’ll call you later..
- …if I let him. Bye.
- You, uh, might wanna use wing nut 34.
- ♪ Ooh wah doo doo wing nut 34 ♪
- Would you?
- Are you sure don’t wanna take one look at the instructions?
- Joseph, do not question the master.
- This is quite simple, my friend.
- There is a roof, there is a floor
- there are legs, there is this part..
- …which is obviously bonus firewood.
- Do you guys wanna come with dad and us for ice cream?
- Uh, girls, we have a better idea.
- Yeah, why don’t we take you girls out for ice cream so your daddy can go to that art exhibit?
- Because that idea stinks.
- Right, Steph?
- Maybe. Who knows?
- I’ve been confused all day.
- Look, I know you’re worried about your dad dating again but I think I know how you feel.
- How would you know?
- You see, I was only six when my parents got divorced
- and I wasn’t very happy
- when my mom started to date again.
- Well, my grandma used to come and babysit and she used to pinch my cheeks so hard..
- Just tell the story, huh?
- Anyway, I got used to my mom dating again and she was much happier because she wasn’t so lonely.
- You think dad’s lonely?
- Yes, I do.
- You know what, girls? I think your dad would be very happy if he could go on that date tonight.
- I want dad to be happy.
- I do too.
- Come on, D.J., let’s go talk to daddy.
- Alright. Done, Joseph. Without instructions.
- Looking good.
- Come on, I’ll build the master a club sandwich.
- Coming, master?
- Yeah, yeah. I’m, uh..
- Yes, of course I’m coming.
- Nice suit.
- Did you get that from a realtor?
- Steph, before we go talk to dad, come with me.
- What’s wrong?
- I don’t know about this.
- But you said you wanted daddy to be happy.
- Yeah. But we’re forgetting somebody very important.
- Who?
- Mom.
- Mom? What do you mean?
- Well, maybe mom wouldn’t be so happy about dad going out on dates.
- Wow. I never thought of that.
- I don’t want mom to be not happy and I don’t want daddy to be not happy.
- And I don’t want us to be not happy.
- This is so complicated.
- I think I’m having my first headache.
- Daddy, can we talk to you?
- Sure. I thought we were goin’ out for ice cream.
- We wanted to make sure we still liked it.
- Come here. Sit next to me.
- Give me my kid.
- Alright.
- Okay, girls..
- What’s wrong?
- Well, it’s kind of hard to explain.
- No, it’s not.
- D.J. was wondering if you still love mom.
- Of course I still love mom. She was the first love of my life.
- Together we made three little miracles.
- I’m always gonna love her. Nothing will change that. Not a date.
- Not even if I fall in love with someone else one day.
- Well, how do you think mom would feel about that?
- I know exactly how she would feel.
- You do?
- How?
- Well, moms and dads talk about all kinds of things.
- And one night, we had a long talk about what we would do if something ever happened to one of us.
- We talked about making sure you were all taken care of
- and we agreed that if either one of us ever became single again
- we should try to meet someone else to share our life with.
- So mom would be happy if you went on a date?
- I think she would be.
- She would know that I’m not looking for someone to take her place..
- ‘…just to make a new friend.’
- I could never forget mom.
- I think about her every time I look at you..
- …and you..
- …and you too.
- Well, maybe we could take you out for ice cream another night.
- We already had two bowls anyway.
- Go on your date, dad.
- That’s very sweet but I don’t think I can call Julie’s mom again. I already broke our date twice.
- I’ll call her.
- Uh, D.J., you don’t have to do that.
- It’s 555-8713.
- Alright! Yes!
- Hey, Linda’s waiting downstairs.
- She’s here already?
- How is she dressed?
- Casual? Trendy? Semi-trendy?
- Quasi-casual?
- She’s wearing a chicken suit with flippers. Go!
- Oh, God, I’m dating again.
- How do I look? Be brutal.
- – Fine. You look good. – You look fine.
- I hate the way I look.
- I don’t blame you but there’s just not enough time for a nose job now.
- Guys, look, I-I need your help here.
- I’ve gotta put together a look.
- – I’ve got something for you. – I have a look for you. Yeah, me too.
- Well, I’m glad we had this time to get better acquainted.
- Maybe we should go upstairs and play with Julie and Stephanie.
- I promise Danny will be down in just a second.
- Yeah. Yo, Daniel! Got a pretty girl down–
- Your cowlick looks fine!
- I know, I flattened it out.
- Hi, Linda.
- Hi, Danny. Or is it Manny?
- No, i-it’s Danny, the good twin.
- Thanks for waiting. Sorry about all the confusion.
- Oh, I understand.
- When I started dating again I went through the same craziness.
- Michelle wants to say goodbye. Go ahead, Michelle.
- You don’t even have to say it.
- I know, don’t stay out late
- because you’re gonna wake me up at 3:00.
- – Buh-bye, Deej. – Bye.
- Say good-bye to Steph for me.
- – Shall we go? – We shall.
- You kids behave yourselves.
- That’s right. Take two dimes for a phone call. Go.
- Go on. Have fun.
- – ‘Be good.’ – ‘Go on.’
- Alright, Michelle. This is the moment we’ve all been waiting for.
- It’s time to throw away Benny the dishrag
- because you’re now the proud owner of a brand new man-eating tree house!
- Alright, pal. Here we go! Here we go! Ready?
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