- – I’m not busy. – Okay.
- Everything red, green, yellow or bright color goes in this pile
- and everything white goes in this pile.
- Got it, dude.
- White.
- Green.
- Red.
- Oh, no, Michelle. No food in the laundry.
- I’m sorry.
- Oh, no, honey, it’s not your fault. Daddy didn’t explain it right.
- I was a bad boy.
- Go to your room.
- Okay, but will you come with me?
- I’m not busy.
- Hi, Michelle.
- Oh, isn’t that nice? Your doggy said hello.
- No, that was me.
- Danny, you’re not driving me to the DMV. You drive like a little old lady.
- – I’m taking my motorcycle. – Oh, no, you’re not.
- Your driver’s license expired two months ago.
- So I forgot to renew it. I can get away with one more drive down to the DMV.
- Jesse, the law is the law. Don’t make me take away your keys.
- I hope you never get any real power.
- Michelle, keep an eye on Joey for me.
- Look at this, Michelle. “Psychic hit by lightning.”
- Boy, if he was any good, he would have seen that comin’.
- Michelle, did you eat my peanut butter sandwich?
- Doggy ate it.
- Now, you know that’s not true. Now, where did you hide it?
- The doggy ate it.
- Now, I know the doggy didn’t eat it ‘cause I can see inside his tummy.
- Joey.
- Whoa! There’s a dog in our yard.
- I told you so.
- Hey there, little guy. What are you doing here?
- Oh, like the dog’s gonna answer me.
- Are you friendly? Oh, that’s sweet.
- Oh, that’s wet. Oh, that’s enough.
- Oh, your tag says you’ve had all your shots and your name is Minnie.
- Hi, Minnie.
- Can you shake hands?
- [gasps] There’s a dog in our yard.
- We got a dog! We got a dog!
- It is our dog, isn’t it?
- It’s in our yard, so it must be our dog.
- We got a dog!
- Steph, Minnie is not our dog.
- Her tag says she’s from Ohio?
- Where’s Ohio?
- Well, it’s up the street, about 2000 miles.
- And she came all this way just to live with us.
- Well, it was worth the trip. You’re gonna love it here.
- Come on, Minnie, I’ll show you around.
- Uh, Steph..
- Come on in, Minnie. But wipe your feet first.
- Dad is gonna love you.
- This is the kitchen. We’ll set an extra plate for you tonight.
- Come on, I’ll show you your new room.
- Steph, Steph, we gotta talk.
- This is my sister Michelle’s room. This is the bathroom.
- In case you need it.
- No, Minnie, that’s Uncle Jesse’s room.
- Uh, Minnie, that is not a good place to hang out.
- I’ll be right back, Michelle.
- Steph, what is the dog doing on Jesse’s bed?
- Joey, she’s come 2000 miles. Her feet are tired.
- Hi, I’m back from school. I’m going over to Kimmy’s.
- That’s a dog, right?
- This is our new dog, Minnie. She’s from Ohio.
- (D.J.) ‘Come here, girl.’
- Hi, Minnie.
- Oh, oh, look, she loves to hug.
- Oh, she’s a Tanner already.
- Girls, I love the dog as much as you do but we can’t keep her.
- How can you say this?
- – Don’t you want a dog? – Well, of course, I do.
- I’ve wanted a dog my whole life but this dog already has an owner.
- But if the owner doesn’t want her we can keep her, right?
- Well, personally, I would love that but your dad may feel differently.
- Then, let’s not tell him.
- What’re you gonna do? Stick a dress on her and pretend she’s a new friend from school?
- Works for me.
- Come on, let’s all take a nap together.
- Hey, Joey.
- What are you doing with that bowl of water?
- Uh, I’m very thirsty.
- Did you get your driver’s license?
- Do not ask me about my written test, capisci?
- Capisci.
- So, Danny, what happened with Jesse’s written test?
- Well, he got his name right and most of his address.
- I mean, why do they ask such idiotic questions? Nobody knows how far you’re supposed to park from a railroad track.
- (together) Seven and a half feet.
- Okay, two people know.
- I’m gonna get back there tomorrow and ace that test. I can’t believe I failed.
- How’d you pass the test the last time?
- Well, I might’ve accidentally caught a glimpse of my neighbor’s paper.
- This time, they passed out different tests to everyone in room. It’s like, they don’t trust us or something.
- I don’t get it. I drive the freeways. They give every idiot in the world a driver’s license.
- Not every idiot.
- Look at this, I’m taking lip from a guy who still chews Flintstones vitamins, look out.
- Joey, what did dad say about…you know who?
- I haven’t talked to him yet.
- (together) Bye.
- Hold it.
- Okay, what’s going on and how much is it gonna cost me?
- You know, dad, we’ve been thinking.
- What we need around here is someone from.. …maybe, Ohio.
- Well, maybe we do need someone from Ohio..
- …but I’d like to hear more about this before I go ahead and order one.
- Michelle, I know you’re in there.
- Come on out, Michelle.
- Okay, young lady I’m gonna come in there and get you.
- I’m gonna come in and get you.
- What are you doin’ here?
- Where did you come from?
- A likely story.
- Get out!
- Hey, you better fix it.
- (Jesse) ‘Where are you, you mangy mutt?’
- Uh-oh, trouble.
- Go under the bed.
- Hurry!
- Alright, dog. I know you’re in here. Come out with your paws up.
- No doggy here.
- Then who just went, “woof.”
- I went, “ruff.”
- I don’t think so.
- Who’s this?
- Michelle, you told a lie.
- Yes, I did.
- Look, sweetheart, it’s not very nice to tell lies.
- I’m sorry. I love the doggy.
- Yeah, well, I don’t.
- Doggy, come back.
- Michelle, we don’t want a dog livin’ in the house.
- – Yes, we do. – No, we don’t.
- – Yes, we do. – No, we don’t.
- Yes, we do.
- My leopard underwear! That’s why we don’t.
- That’s my favorite pair, you..
- Run, doggy. Run, doggy!
- And another thing about our friend is her name is Minnie.
- – Isn’t that a nice name, dad? – That’s a lovely name.
- Is your new friend a mouse?
- No, but you’re getting warmer.
- Daddy, we’d like you to meet Minnie.
- We’ve met.
- Oh, look, dad. Minnie’s crazy about you. She loves to hug.
- This is your kind of dog.
- My kind of dog is on a bun with mustard.
- Joey said if nobody wants her, we can keep her.
- Why on earth would Joey say that without talking to me first, Joey?
- Well, she wandered into the backyard we shared a sandwich and, well, look at that face.
- – She’s so cute. – Yeah, sure, she’s cute to you.
- You-you don’t have doggy slobber all over your pillow.
- – Danny, get rid of the mutt. – Can’t we keep Minnie, please?
- – Please? – Please?
- People, don’t be fooled by that look of innocence.
- Underneath is a jungle beast just thinking
- “Here’s a nice clean house that I can totally destroy.”
- Trust me, that thing is gonna track mud into the house it’s gonna chew everything up and they’re very difficult to house train.
- So was Michelle, but we kept her.
- I’m sorry, but I do not want a dog in this house.
- That’s right. And what Danny says, goes. He’s the boss and that’s the way things work and that’s..
- When did I become your faithful sidekick?
- Something’s wrong with Minnie.
- (D.J.) ‘Uh-oh, her tummy’s fat, and she’s panting heavy.’
- Kimmy’s dog acted the same way
- right before she had puppies.
- She’s gonna have puppies
- in my living room?
- I’m gonna be an aunt!
- Yes!
- I’ll go call Kimmy.
- This dog is in labor.
- – Danny, do somethin’. – Why me?
- ‘Cause you’re the only one who had kids.
- Not in the living room.
- Hey, what’s goin’ on?
- Minnie’s having puppies.
- [gasps] No!
- Thank you, Mrs. Gibbler.
- Okay, Kimmy’s mom told me what we need.
- Dad, here’s the number of the Gibbler’s vet.
- Joey, you go find something for Minnie to have her puppies in.
- Stephanie, you and I will go get blankets and newspapers.
- And I’m gonna go study for my driving test.
- What does that have to do with Minnie?
- ‘Cause if I don’t pass that test I’m gonna need her puppies to pull my sled around town.
- What are you doing?
- Uh, studying for my driver’s test.
- Is this how you studied last time?
- No, this time I got the book.
- D.J., I feel like I’m in high school again. I was never any good at studying for tests.
- Probably ‘cause of the way you study.
- What’s the matter with the way I study?
- Nothing, if you’re taking a test on sink drumming.
- – First of all, no music. – No music?
- – And no food. – No chicken?
- And finally, sit in the chair.. …with this book.
- There’s nothing left to do but study.
- See, you’re getting smarter already.
- – You guys missed it! – What, Minnie had her puppies?
- No, she sat up in her box and went, “Where’s my water?”
- Get out!
- When something real happens, let me know.
- Come on, Uncle Jesse, I’ll help you learn this stuff.
- Thanks. That’s very nice of you.
- Hey, you need your license and I need a ride to the mall tomorrow.
- – Alright, let’s do it. – Okay.
- Puppy update. I called the animal shelter. Nobody reported Minnie lost yet but we’ll keep trying to find her owner.
- Daddy, how did Minnie make her puppies?
- Well, sweetheart I was hoping you’d ask me that.
- Remember when we talked about how it takes a mommy and a daddy to make a baby?
- Well, it takes a mommy dog and a daddy dog to make a puppy dog.
- Oh, thanks.
- I’m always happy to answer your questions.
- Good, because I have another one.
- Oh-ho, goody gumdrops.
- How do you think Minnie met her husband?
- I like that question.
- Steph, some time ago
- in a far away land called Ohio..
- …Minnie was taking a little walk by the fire station.
- And the firehouse dog, Arnie, he took one look at Minnie and he went “Bow wow wow.”
- It was love at first sniff.
- ‘And then on one special day’
- Arnie got down on three knees..
- …and he said, “Minnie, marry me. You make my tail wag.”
- That was so romantic.
- Daddy, how do you know all this stuff?
- Well, I’m your dad, so I know everything.
- And when I don’t know, I make up.
- – I thought so. – Come here.
- Well, it looks like Minnie found a Lamaze coach.
- Hey, everybody, I think something’s gonna happen.
- – What’s going on? – What?
- Hey, get in the box. Get in the box.
- Not you.
- You better not be going where I think you’re going.
- Stop! Heel! Sit!
- Not on my bed, huh?
- Danny, do somethin’ about this.
- This is not my fault. Joey let the dog in the house and it got the girls all worked up.
- Hey, if you weren’t such a neat freak we would’ve already had a dog that would’ve chased this dog away.
- Dad, we’ll clean up after Minnie. You’ll never know she’s here.
- I’ll know she’s here. She’s having puppies on my bed.
- You don’t know how lucky you are.
- Lucky to have puppies on my bed?
- Wait, wait, wait, stop, stop.
- Here comes a puppy.
- Whoa, baby!
- This is the most amazing thing that’s ever happened in my bed.
- (Stephanie) ‘Look, she’s cleaning off the puppy.’
- How does she know what to do?
- Well, it’s part of nature, Steph.
- Nature is so awesome.
- I can’t believe we were just fightin’ about Minnie having puppies.
- This is so beautiful.
- It all makes you think about what’s really important in life, doesn’t it?
- Yeah, like being able to share this moment with people you really love.
- (D.J.) ‘Ah, this is so incredible.’
- Yesterday these puppies weren’t even here and now they are.
- And seeing them being born.. …it’s like watching a miracle.
- I’m so glad you girls could see this.
- Now maybe you can understand how I felt the day each of you were born.
- My three little miracles.
- – How cute. – It’s so little.
- Yeah, they’re tiny.
- Why’d you pick my bed?
- Can you watch the drooling, please?
- Oh, man, I’ve got enough fur in this thing to build another dog.
- Minnie’s owner just showed up.
- He’s here.
- I’m sorry, girls. It’s time to bring in the troops.
- – ‘Come on, Minnie.’ – ‘Here we go, puppies.’
- We got bachelor number one.
- Aw, look, oh, bachelor number two.
- Okay, bachelor number three is right here.
- Bachelor number four. Hi.
- Look what I just found in my bed.
- A four-legged ankle-biter.
- Uh, hi, I-I’m Frank Flood.
- Minnie! Minnie. Oh, Minnie.
- Come over here. Give me a kiss. Oh.
- Thank you for taking such good care of Minnie and her puppies.
- She was really lucky to find such nice people.
- Well, we were really lucky to find such a sweet dog.
- She sheds like crazy but.. …I guess that’s not really her fault, huh?
- Truth is, if you hadn’t come to claim her we probably would’ve kept them all right here.
- Oh, I can’t wait to get those little guys home.
- I’ll never, ever, ever, ever forget you.
- Say, uh, Frank, uh.. …would you mind if I drive the girls over once in a while to visit the puppies.
- I’ll tell you what. How would you like to keep one of Minnie’s puppies?
- Would we? Could we?
- Yeah, dad, can we?
- You guys know how I feel about dogs.
- You just said you wouldn’t mind keeping all of them.
- Well, that was when I thought the dogs were leaving.
- We promise we’ll take care of it.
- Come on, Danny. I’ve wanted a dog my whole life.
- Oh, look at that face.
- Danny, be strong.
- Think dirt.
- I can’t help it, I’m wimping. Look at that face.
- Alright, we can have a puppy.
- Michelle, you pick the puppy.
- I love this puppy!
- The one that likes my bed?
- – Okay. – Here’s a new addition.
- – Thanks. – You’re welcome. Thank you for coming, Frank. Thanks for all your help.
- Are you kidding? It was our pleasure.
- – You got one? – Yeah, I got one.
- Okay. Go, baby. Okay. Okay, hold on.
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