- You sing.
- Oh, Michelle, that sounds great. I mean, it’s your song. You made it up. You keep singing it.
- Please.
- Alright, if you really want me to sing your song.
- ♪ Baby baby baby ♪
- Stop.
- My turn.
- ♪ Baby baby baby ♪
- Hey, you wrote it. You know how to sing it.
- Good morning, troops.
- It is now 0700. And it’s time to attack the enemy.
- Grease, grime.. …slime, sludge
- and that’s just Joey’s room.
- Now, what is dirt.
- Dirt, bad.
- I can’t hear you.
- Dirt, bad.
- Dad is really into spring cleaning, isn’t he?
- Steph, it maybe spring cleaning to you and me but to dad it’s Christmas.
- Permission to whine.
- Permission denied. Get back in line, soldier.
- Yes, your spotlessness.
- – Look alive! – Oh!
- Don’t do that.
- I was having a beautiful dream. We hired a cleaning service.
- Now, troops, you all have your assignments. – Now, sound off. – Hup!
- ♪ If we find dirt we will attack ♪
- ♪ If we find dirt we will attack ♪
- ♪ And we’ll get Danny off our back ♪
- ♪ And we’ll get Danny off our back ♪
- ♪ Sound off ♪ ♪ One two ♪ ♪ Sound off ♪♪
- Dirt bad.
- I love the smell of Lysol in the morning.
- Mr. Bear, part of spring cleaning is giving the toys we don’t play with anymore to charity.
- Should we keep “Candy Land?”
- No, there’s no real candy in it.
- You’re such a nutty bear.
- Toys!
- Now, Michelle, before we give any of these toys away is there something you want here?
- I want that.
- Freeze, bear-napper.
- Who, me?
- Mr. Bear’s not a toy. He’s one of the family.
- If Mr. Bear’s related to anyone in this room it’s the mattress.
- Mr. Bear says, “How rude.”
- Alright, girls, what stuff’s going to charity?
- – Everything over there. – Okay.
- Ah. Are you sure you wanna give away this little baby doll?
- It’s baby giggle tummy.
- Uh-ha. You push right there and she giggles.
- Joey, let’s go. The truck’s waiting downstairs.
- Right away, your tidy bowlness.
- Steph, come with me. You’re the only one small enough to clean behind the refrigerator.
- Michelle, you want this job?
- No, thank you.
- Well, Michelle.. …my kitchen is immaculate.
- How you’re doing with your kitchen?
- Dirt gone.
- Yes, dirt gone, but never forget.. …dirt come back.
- Oh, some dirt came back right there. Daddy will get it.
- (Jesse) ‘Yo, Danny.’
- You waxed the counter?
- And you just buffed it. Thanks, Jess.
- I’m all finished cleaning, man. I even hosed down the hose. Everything’s perfect.
- Did I say perfect?
- You broke off the handle. You just ruined my kitchen.
- Don’t worry. I’ll take care of it. I’ll get a new one.
- Next time you see this kitchen, it’ll be back to perfect.
- Come on, Michelle, you wanna go for a ride in the car?
- Car dirty.
- I hope you’re proud of yourself.
- Daddy, daddy, have you seen Mr. Bear?
- I can’t find him anywhere.
- Steph, I’m sure he’s around here somewhere. Maybe Joey’s seen him.
- If you see Mr. Bear before I do tell him he’s in very big trouble.
- I’ll give him the message.
- Come on, dad, let’s go, we’re gonna be late for my karate match.
- D.J., just a minute.
- Joey, is the living room ready for inspection?
- Yes, your neurotic compulsiveness.
- Well, this might look beautiful to the naked eye
- but let’s see if it passes the “Tanner Test for Tidiness.”
- Yes, Danny, I cleaned all the logs in the fireplace.
- I know how crazy you get about burning dirty wood.
- Life doesn’t get any better than this.
- Uh, dad, let’s go. Christmas is over.
- Boy, I hate to leave.
- Don’t worry, Danny, I’ll stand guard here in case any dust tries to settle.
- Oh, that felt so good.
- (Stephanie) ‘Where’s Mr. Bear?’
- Monkeys, rhinos, bunnies! Not a bear in the bunch.
- Call the FBI.
- Call the police. Call me a cab.
- I’ve got a bear to find.
- Steph, come on, don’t panic. Just settle down.
- Take a nice deep breath.
- Good, now, when was the last time that..
- Steph, you can let the breath out now.
- Good, good. Now, when was the last time you saw Mr. Bear?
- He was sitting on my bed helping me sort out toys.
- Right, he was here when I came up to collect all the clothes and toys to give away to charity..
- You didn’t give away Mr. Bear, did you?
- Steph, why don’t you keep looking? And I’ll see if I can track him down.
- – Okay. – Good.
- God, I hate to bother you. ‘I know you’ve got a lot of stuff to do’
- but Mr. Bear’s missing. So if you could squeeze in just one little miracle
- I’d be a happy camper.
- D.J., you were great. That kid was twice your size.
- Thanks, dad, but next time I win a match..
- …don’t try and start a wave.
- Ooh, I’m glad I’m not a part of this.
- You’re back already? Look, do me a favor.
- Whatever you do, keep your pop out of this kitchen for, say..
- …three or four days, huh?
- Work fast, maybe I can give you three or four minutes.
- D.J., I’m gonna go start dinner.
- Uh, dad, let’s go have some Chinese food.
- Okay. Why don’t we go to Chinatown?
- We always go to Chinatown.
- Let’s go to China.
- I’ll go get the menu. We’ll call for takeout.
- Uh, dad, don’t go in there.
- Why did you let me go in there?
- Could have gone to China.
- Hi, pally, how are you?
- an explanation, wouldn’t you?
- What has happened is, uh, I went to
- the hardware store to buy a new handle, right? But the design was discontinued.
- So I got a whole new set, see. I got this whole new set. Pretty decorative, huh?
- Yeah, well, uh, see, and-and then what happened was the screws were too fat, I mean, I got a bunch of fat screws
- so I had to make the holes bigger so I’m drilling thus in turn breaking the veneer on the fronts here so I had to put whole new fronts on the drawers.
- Those? You’re wondering about those?
- As well you should.
- Um, well, see, this part
- this part makes perfect sense. Because what happened here, the cabinets and the drawers have to match. You know, cabinets, drawers.
- Cabinets, drawers, so what I did was..
- …I got new fittings, but they didn’t fit, see.
- Fronts didn’t fit so I had to shave them. So when you walked in I’m shaving, I’m whistling I’m shaving, I’m whistling, you walk..
- I swear I’ll clean it all up.
- Everything was all cleaned up.
- How could you do this to me? On my day!
- This is my Christmas!
- Don’t like the new handles?
- Please, please. I looked everywhere. I’m telling you, he was kidnapped.
- Slow down. Everything’s gonna be okay.
- Now, who was kidnapped?
- My best friend in the whole world. Mr. Bear.
- Let me get some information.
- Now, does Mr. Bear have a first name?
- Teddy. He’s exactly this tall.
- Brown hat, gray trench coat brown snout.
- This Mr. Bear he’s a stuffed animal, isn’t he?
- Well, technically.
- You called the police ‘cause I messed up your kitchen?
- I swear, officer, what happened was the design was discontinued, right?
- So I put a new thing, I’m doing new holes. It breaks. I’m shaving it when he walks in.
- Jesse, I didn’t call the police.
- – Oh. – Officer, what’s the problem?
- This little girl flagged me down to report a missing bear.
- Brown hat, gray trench coat brown snout.
- Uh, Steph, I think I know what might have happened.
- I may have accidentally put Mr. Bear in the bag of toys that we gave to charity.
- I tried to track him down but they’ve already been given away.
- You gave away Mr. Bear?
- Officer, arrest this man.
- Steph, I’m really sorry.
- How could you do this to me?
- Steph, how many of those posters are you gonna to make?
- I’m gonna put one on every telephone pole in America. I’ve got to find Mr. Bear.
- Steph, why don’t we try talking about something else besides Mr. Bear?
- Okay. Let’s talk about Joey.
- Why did he give away Mr. Bear?
- Don’t blame Joey. Accidents happen.
- Like, remember the time you lost my pillow person? He was so cute.
- He had dangling arms and legs.
- I was mad at you for losing him but then I got over it.
- I grew up. I moved on.
- I found your pillow person under my mattress.
- [gasps] My pillow person!
- Oh, I thought I’d never see you again!
- I mean, what a pleasant surprise.
- Hi, girls, Steph, I feel terrible
- about this Mr. Bear thing. Is there any way I can make it up to you?
- Do you remember what Mr. Bear looked like?
- Well, yeah, sure.
- Then grab a crayon.
- Pass me a brown.
- (Danny) ‘Jesse, do I wanna come in there?’
- Yup, come on in. You’re gonna love it.
- Well?
- I do love it. This is great.
- Never hug me in front of my power tools.
- Stephanie, come meet some new friends.
- Stephanie’s on her way down.
- Aww, there’s my baby. Give grandma a great, big kiss.
- Toys!
- Nice seeing you too, sweetheart.
- My bear.
- Oh, no, honey.
- Stephanie picks first, okay?
- I hope this works. Steph’s really taking this hard.
- You know I realize that she’s attached to this thing. But I mean, come on, it’s just a stuffed animal.
- Oh, just a stuffed animal?
- Do you remember Doggy Katsopolis?
- Not in front of people, huh?
- Doggy Katsopolis?
- Yeah, come on, dad, let’s go in the kitchen and work with our hands, shall we?
- Jesse, you loved that little stuffed mutt. You used to throw him around the room for hours.
- I didn’t throw him.
- He flew.
- Your little Doggy Katsopolis had wings?
- Don’t be stupid.
- He flew by flapping his little ears.
- Hi, grandma. Hi, grandpa.
- – ‘Hi, honey.’ – ‘Hi, honey.’
- Look what Grandpa Nick and I brought you.
- Some new friends. Why don’t you go get to know them?
- Alright. I’ll give it a try.
- Let me ask you guys a question.
- If D.J. was picking on me.. …what would you do?
- Anybody?
- These guys are duds.
- – Hi, Steph. – You found him!
- Uh, Steph, let me explain–
- Mr. Bear, you had me worried half to..
- Who is this?
- The real Mr. Bear had a little scar where I closed a toy box on his nose.
- This bear is an impostor.
- Steph, wait.
- I couldn’t find Mr. Bear, but.. …I found Mr. Bear’s
- successful twin brother, Dr. Bear.
- Sorry, Joey.
- Could you take him back to the store?
- Looking at that face is just too painful.
- I tried.
- Danny, we gotta snap the kid out of this.
- I can’t understand why she’s so attached to that bear.
- Well, I guess we better bring these back, too.
- Too late, grandpa.
- My bear!
- Steph, I know you miss Mr. Bear
- but it’s not like you’re all alone in the world. You still got us.
- I guess so.
- Alright, that’s it, young lady I’m tired of this moping around.
- Now you come out here and you lay one of those
- killer smiles on me, okay? Come on!
- Steph, a real smile.
- Mr. Bear would’ve wanted you to be happy because that’s the kind of bear he was, right?
- And wherever Mr. Bear went I’m sure he’s bringing happiness to some other kid.
- That’s true. He was very good at that.
- He’s been making me happy since I met him.
- I remember the exact day.
- It was when mom came home from the hospital with our new baby sister, Michelle.
- That’s right.
- She gave D.J. a charm bracelet
- and she gave you… Mr. Bear.
- Oh, so that’s why Mr. Bear is so important to you because it was a present from mom, huh?
- Oh, yeah.
- I forgot mom gave me Mr. Bear.
- That must be why I love him so much.
- You know..
- …after mom died.. …I could remember everything about her.
- How she looked.. …her voice.
- The way her perfume smelled.
- She used to sing to us at bedtime.
- Now it’s getting harder and harder to remember.
- Daddy, am I gonna forget all about mama?
- No, honey.
- Listen, at first
- after the car accident we talked about your mom all the time.
- But lately..
- You know, maybe the reason we haven’t talked about your mom in a while is because
- we’re afraid it would bring all that pain back again.
- Maybe so.
- You know what, girls, you know what I do when I.. …start to miss Pam and I’m feelin’ sad and stuff?
- I just think about all the good times.
- Ah, she was a great sister.
- I remember my first junior high school dance, right?
- Thanks to John Travolta I had to get a white suit and learn how to do the hustle.
- She worked with me the whole weekend.
- Forty eight hours of dancing to “Disco Inferno.”
- She must’ve really loved me.
- God, I loved her.
- Your mom had that great laugh. It was contagious.
- Every time I’d work on some new material I’d bring her to the club
- use to set her right in the front row.
- Pretty soon, she’d start laughin’ then she’d have the whole place crackin’ up. It was great.
- I remember her laugh.
- Like every time we sang that silly song with mom.
- Oh yeah.
- ♪ On top of spaghetti ♪
- ♪ All covered with cheese ♪
- ♪ I lost my poor meatball ♪
- ♪ When somebody sneezed ♪♪
- You see? You girls don’t ever have to worry about forgetting your mom
- because you can think about those happy times whenever you want.
- That’s right, see, the key thing is just to keep those happy memories of Pam in our hearts.
- That way she’ll always be with us.
- You know another thing that helps me remember. I see so much of Pam in you three girls.
- D.J., everything you do you try to be the best at it
- that’s just like your mom.
- What about me?
- Well, you know how you get so excited about everything?
- Yeah, yeah!
- – That’s exactly like your mom. – Alright!
- Hey, let’s not forget little Michelle. Every time I see this kid giggle I think of Pam.
- It’s good that we remember mommy ‘cause we have to tell Michelle what she was like.
- You know what I’m thinking, girls
- it’s been a long time since we watched those home movies of Danny’s.
- What do you say? You guys wanna go look at ‘em?
- – Yeah, let’s go watch ‘em. – Can we do it now?
- Are you kidding? If spring cleaning is my Christmas.. …home movies are my New Year’s Eve.
- I shot this the day your mom came home from the hospital with Michelle.
- Alright, you guys wait right there. You..
- Come on, Danny, get that thing out of my face.
- – ‘Smile, Jesse.’ – Cut, please..
- Maybe I should grow my hair long again, huh?
- (both) Nah.
- Okay, Pam, you can come in now.
- Hey, anybody order a pizza?
- Give me my baby, Joey.
- You’re not a pizza, Michelle.
- No, you are a big, beautiful meatball.
- Steph, Deej, don’t go away we got presents for you out in the car.
- – Oh! – Michelle.
- Isn’t she pretty?
- Mmm, hi, Michelle.
- Mom looks like you, D.J.
- She looks like you too.
- Aw, what a beautiful baby.
- Good news, Danny she doesn’t look a thing like you.
- Don’t worry, in a few years from now you’ll laugh at that.
- Wrong.
- Danny, get a close-up of this gorgeous little face.
- Not me, the baby. Huh?
- (Pam) ‘Say, hi, daddy. Hi, daddy!’
- Baby!
- Michelle, that’s you.
- No.
- Yes.
- Cute baby!
- Look there’s Mr. Bear!
- Mr. Bear!
- (Joey) ‘In addition to your new beautiful baby sister’ ‘you’ve won something else.’
- Presents!
- Look how young Mr. Bear looks.
- (Danny) ‘Ah, great, Joey, nice presents.’
- Mr. Bear, it’s you!
- It’s really you.
- – ‘Oh, alright!’ – ‘Alright.’
- Michelle, did you hide Mr. Bear?
- Yes.
- How could you do this to me?
- I don’t know.
- Joey, I’m sorry I blamed you.
- Oh, that doesn’t matter. All that matters is the bear is back!
- Aww, look at this.
- I’m so glad you’re home.
- I’m so glad you’re both home.
- Now, we have the three most wonderful daughters in the whole world.
- Isn’t mom beautiful?
- Hi. Wave to daddy.
- Hi, daddy, we love you.
- ママ譲りだ
- 私は？
- すぐ はしゃぐだろ
- うん うん
- ママもそうだった うれしい！
- ミシェルだって くすくす笑いが そっくりだ
- ママのこと ミシェルに教えたいもんね
- そういえば―
- ホーム･ビデオ ずい分見てないな
- 久しぶりに見るか？
- うん 見よう 今 見ていい？
- 大掃除がクリスマスなら ホーム･ビデオは大みそかだ
- ママがミシェルを連れて 退院したとこ
- そこで待ってて
- 俺は撮るなって
- 笑って
- また髪 伸ばそうかな
- ダメ
- 姉貴 いいよ
- ピザのお届けです
- 赤ちゃんを返して
- ピザじゃないわよね あなたはかわいい―
- ピザじゃないわよね あなたはかわいい― ミートボールよ
- ステフとＤＪには プレゼントだ
- ミシェル
- かわいいでしょ
- こんにちは
- ママ お姉ちゃんに似てる
- あんたにもね
- すげえ美人だな
- パパに似てなくて よかった
- ２､３年もすりゃ 笑い話になるって
- 笑えないね
- ダニー 美人をアップで撮って
- 違うわ 赤ちゃんよ
- ほら パパよ ハーイ パパ
- ベイビー
- あれ あんたよ
- ウソ
- ホント
- かわいいベイビー
- 見て クマくんだ
- クマくん
- できたて赤ん坊の次は 超豪華な―
- プレゼントだ
- クマくんも若いね
- 最高のプレゼントだよ
- クマくん？ クマくんが帰ってきた
- クマくんが帰ってきた
- よかったな
- ミシェルが隠してたの？
- うん
- 何で隠したの？
- わかんない
- ひどいこと言って ごめんね
- いいよ クマくんが戻れば 言うことなしだ
- これ見て
- おかえり
- ミシェルも
- 世界一の三姉妹が そろったわ
- ママ きれい
- ほら パパに手を振って
- ハーイ パパ 大好きよ
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