- You’ll see grunting, you’ll see sweat and when I’m done doing that I’ll read the scores.
- We’ve gone to commercial.
- Great. Thank you, Derek.
- Robin! Hi! How’d your interview go?
- Wait. Don’t tell me. Mr. Morton loved you. And you’re our new field reporter. And if you are, are you making more money than me?
- [laughs] Yeah, right. My first reporting job making more money than you? I haven’t even met Mr. Morton yet. He’s still at lunch.
- He is gonna love you. It’ll be so great to have you here.. …unless you make more money than me.
- (Derek) ‘Tanner.’ Warriors just made a trade.
- I’ll be right there.
- Let’s move it!
- In a second, Derek.
- Why don’t you come over for dinner tonight?
- Sounds great. I’ll check into my hotel and be right–
- Hotel? For my old pal Robin? Uh-uh.
- You’re checking in at the Tanner Hilton. I’ll put a new paper strip over the toilet. You’ll be all set.
- Tanner, move, move, move!
- Derek, do you need me for something?
- Have mercy.
- ‘Michelle, look at her.’
- ‘She’s beautiful.’ Alright, kid. Do your thing.
- Alright, Michelle.. …beam her in.
- Oh! She is so adorable.
- Here she comes, Michelle. You’re better than a Ferrari.
- Hi, there, little angel.
- – Hello. – Hello.
- Oh, I was just thinking that this has got to be the cutest little baby I’ve ever seen.
- Oh, you think she’s cute now? Watch this.
- Go ahead. Try it.
- – Are you sure? – ‘Yeah, go.’
- My niece Michelle really likes you.
- It’s a pleasure to meet.. …you, Michelle.
- I’m Robin Winslow.
- Oh, Michelle wants you to know that my name’s Jesse Cochran.
- ‘What, Michelle?’
- Excuse me a sec.
- [sighs] I know this is kind of embarrassing
- and we just met and all, but Michelle thinks
- that the three of us are having such a good time that maybe the three of us should get together for a romantic evening of dinner and dancing.
- I’ve got to get settled in tonight but if tomorrow night’s good how about maybe the three of us meeting here around 6:00?
- – Darn. – Darn? Michelle’s got tickets to the opera tomorrow night.
- But I suppose you and I could still go out.
- Well, I don’t know. Only if it’s alright with Michelle.
- Oh, it’s fin..
- Let me ask. Is it okay, Michelle? Is it okay?
- Michelle says it’s okay. So should we seal it with a kiss?
- For Michelle, of course.
- Of course.
- Michelle thinks you have beautiful eyes.
- I think Michelle’s been hanging around too many single’s bars.
- Bye, Michelle.
- Bye, Jesse.
- Ah-ha-ha-ha! What a team.
- (Derek) Stand by! On the air in 15 seconds!
- Danny, listen. I’ve got an audition for a big gig and Joey’s running the girls around town so you have to take Michelle.
- And now, here with all the sports our very own Danny Tanner.
- Hello.
- Uh, I’d like to introduce a new addition to the sports segment.
- My daughter, Michelle Michelle is here to pick tonight’s NBA winners.
- Okay, honey, who do you think is gonna win? Do you think The Warriors can beat the Nuggets tonight?
- Yes, Michelle picks The Warriors.
- By how many points, honey? Five points.
- Yes. See that? One point, maybe.
- One point.
- Five points.
- Thank you, Michelle, The Greek.
- D.J., I remember you when you were…that big.
- Do you remember me at all?
- Sure, I do. You’re the one who.. …looked like you.
- It’s okay, Deej. You were only five.
- I’m only 5. Does that mean I’m gonna forget all of this?
- Probably.
- I should be taking notes.
- Now, Michelle, if anyone asks you I made this dinner completely by myself. You never saw these take-out cartons.
- But I see ‘em.
- Joey! Joey! Joey!
- Steph, I’m tired of getting a hard time because I’m not the world’s greatest cook.
- Don’t worry, Joey. I’m not the world’s greatest anything.
- Now, that is not true. You are the world’s greatest Stephanie and that’s a lot.
- Thanks, Joey. And don’t worry I’ll keep your secret.
- But watch her.. …she’s a blabbermouth.
- Okay, why don’t you go tell everyone I’m almost through cooking.
- Okay. Alright. Thank you. I’ll just get rid of the evidence.
- Hi, Joey.
- Hi, Jill. Yeah, I am just cooking up a storm here.
- Is Jesse home yet?
- Jill, are you dating Jesse again?
- Yeah, well, we never really stopped. See, if we don’t have a date with anybody else we sort of have a date with each other.
- Unbelievable. Even when he doesn’t have a date, he has a date.
- Go on. Get out of here.
- Hello, everybody.
- Jesse.
- Robin, I’d like you to meet my brother-in-law, Jesse. Jesse, this is Robin. She was a news writer at my first station.
- – Hello. – Hi.
- Any day now, they’ll get to “Nice to meet you.”
- We’re going out tomorrow, right?
- Absolutely.
- Boy, does he work fast.
- We met at the station.
- Oh. Jesse, I hope you don’t mind but I-I invited Robin to stay here this weekend and I thought she could stay in your room.
- God bless you.
- Of course, that means you’ll be moving in with–
- No, no, no, no. Don’t say it. Please don’t say the “J” word.
- Ding ding ding! Come on! Soup’s on! Hey, plenty of grub for everybody!
- Hyah! Keep them doggies rolling! Go on, grab a beef hoof, Danny! Go on, hyah!
- Hi, roomie!
- Hi, Jesse.
- Hi, Jill.
- Hi, Jill? Hi, Jill!
- Oh, you didn’t forget about our date tonight, did you?
- Uh, no. No, of course not. We’re going right now. Let’s go, let’s go get something to eat.
- – Shall we? – Wait. Don’t go.
- I spent hours cooking a delicious Chinese meal.
- Yum! I love Chinese!
- I better check on my egg rolls.
- You better protect your egg rolls.
- Have a seat, roomie!
- So, Robin, this is my friend Jill. Jill, this is my other friend Robin.
- Yes, friends meeting friends having a nice, friendly dinner of friendship, if you will.
- Jill and I have already met but it’s nice to meet you again. In fact, Jill was telling me that you two have a date tonight.
- Yeah, can you believe he got off this cheap? But he’s so cute. How could you not love him?
- So, let’s see what Joseph’s cooked up for us tonight, shall we? Oh, look at this food. – Joey, it smells great. – Mmm.
- – Mmm. – It is good.
- Thank you, I guess that’s the last we’ll hear about Joey being a bad cook.
- You know, it tastes a little like the Lo mien at Uncle Wu’s Chinese palace.
- Except it’s much better.
- Thank you, Stephanie.
- So sweetie, what movie should we see tonight?
- Uh-uh…we-we’ll decide on the way.
- So, D.J., how was your day at school?
- Fine.
- Uh, uh, Steph, h-how was your day at school today?
- Fine.
- Normally, you can’t shut ‘em up.
- Daniel, you have an exciting career. How was your day at work today?
- Fine.
- Mmm, this food is yum. You know, Jesse and I met in a Chinese restaurant.
- I don’t think they wanna hear about that, Jill.
- Oh, I’d love to.
- Now she talks.
- Well, Jesse came in to pick up a take-out order with baby Michelle.
- There’s something about a man with a baby that’s so sexy
- and so…hard to resist.
- Oh, it’s becoming easier.
- You use my baby to meet women?
- Michelle, tomorrow you’re coming with me to the market.
- Once Jesse got me to kiss the baby, I was hooked.
- Really? Did you blow on her tummy too?
- Yeah, the first time I met her.
- How did you know?
- [chuckles] Just some crazy hunch.
- Uncle Jesse, is the food too spicy for you?
- No, why?
- Because you’re sweating bullets.
- (Robin) ‘And turning to local news’ substantial rainfall at key northern watersheds has eliminated the–
- – Hello! Hello! Hello! – Hey, Jess. Hope I’m not interrupting anything.
- Oh, not at all, Robin and I were just working on her audition piece.
- Great. Listen, this will just take a few minutes. I need to talk to Robin privately, please.
- Sounds like my cue.
- Uh, no, Danny, don’t go.
- Jesse, if this is about Jill there’s nothing to explain.
- Yes, there is, I want you to know that there’s nothing between us.
- Jesse, we just met! There is no reason in the world why you should feel bad about having a date tonight.
- Great, so we’re still going out tomorrow night?
- Well, you know, I’ve been thinking about this and it’s probably not a good idea. I should be focusing on my career.
- Did I hear you say you’re breaking our date?
- Did I just hear Michelle?
- Danny, don’t go. Yes, Jesse.
- I’m sorry, but I am. I’m breaking our date.
- – No. – Yes.
- No.
- Yes.
- Jesse, she’s breaking the date.
- No.
- (together) Yes.
- The truth is, seeing you and Jill together it made me realize I’ve been out with you before.
- Not in this life.
- Oh, I.. In a past life. We doubled with Shirley Maclaine and King Tut, right?
- Okay, that was very cute.
- See, I’m cute now. You think I’m cute now.
- I am adorable on a date. Tell her.
- He’s a fox.
- What I meant is, I’ve been out with.. …your type before and it always gets me into trouble, Jesse.
- Oh, I’m a type!
- I’m sure there’s someplace else I have to be.
- Sit down!
- You don’t wanna miss this. She’s about to tell me about my type. Go ahead, go ahead. Type away.
- Alright. I’ll tell you exactly what your type is.
- You’re the guitar-playing, leather-wearing Elvis-loving, motorcycle-riding girl-chasing, blow-drying
- baby-toting tough-guy type. How’s that?
- Lucky guess.
- – But you got me. – Yeah. ‘You got me on that one.’
- Robin, sit down. See, I’m other types too. I’m..
- I’m-I’m the romantic type. I’m, uh, I’m the compassionate type.
- I’m the type that’s attracted to your type.
- Really?
- Is anyone aware of the fact that I’m still in the room?
- – Excuse me. – Uh, Danny.
- Don’t you dare leave now.
- Jesse, there’s one more thing about your type.
- I will take bets that you have not had a relationship last for more than 3 months. Am I right or am I right?
- – Wrong! – Wrong?
- Wrong, I was madly in love with this girl named Sharon…uh, Sharon.
- – Edwards. – Edwards. Sharon Edwards. I was madly in love with Sharon Edwards for four beautiful months.
- I remember her. Didn’t she spend two of those beautiful months in Europe?
- Get out. Get out. Get out of here!
- Yes, I can leave now. Ha! Ha! I’m off now to patch up that pesky Iran-Iraq squabble.
- The truth?
- I’m afraid of getting hurt again. Guys like you and I, we never work out because we’re totally different people.
- Yes, but Robin, that’s the exciting part. That’s the beauty of this thing. We’re like…like fire and ice, you and me.
- Do you know what you get with fire and ice?
- Yeah…steam.
- A puddle! Goodnight, Jesse.
- Well, that’s it. I’m not taking no for an answer.
- I’m not going out with you. Goodnight. But thank you very much for letting me use your room.
- I’m kicking you out of your own room.
- – Oh, thank you very much. – You’re welcome very much.
- And don’t touch any of my records!
- Hi.
- We were just, uh.. …talking and–
- Oh, it’s-it’s none of our business. We were all just passing in the hall at the exact same time.
- Uncle Jesse, you really like her, huh?
- No, I don’t like her. I’ll admit at first there was a wee bit of an attraction.
- [sighs] Yes, I really like her.
- This is the worst breakup ever in my whole entire life.
- And I haven’t even been out with her yet.
- Fellas, look. I’m alright. It’s over. Her loss. I’m moving on.
- You can’t fool your roomie.
- Joseph, why don’t you believe me?
- Because you were up almost the whole night singing “Heartbreak Hotel” in your sleep.
- Jesse, you always rush into everything. Why don’t you just slow down?
- Let her get to know you. Be her friend first.
- Friends are what you’re forced to become after you break up.
- Look, guys, it doesn’t matter, okay? I’m fine.
- Oh, yeah? Is that why you just served me the leaning tower of French toast?
- You look thin.
- Oh, and I suppose I’m King Kong Bundy?
- You’re getting so pretty.
- Can I help you with your nails?
- Sure, D.J., just try to stay above the cuticles, okay?
- Are there any other parts on your body that I can help with?
- Ah, would you like to brush my hair?
- Alright! Much better than nails.
- When you get the job and move here.. …you can come visit us all the time.
- And date Uncle Jesse.
- Well, I would love to see the two of you but you know, I wouldn’t count on me dating your Uncle Jesse.
- You know, David and Maddie on “Moonlighting” didn’t like each other at first, either.
- Uncle Jesse’s a great catch.
- He can sing.
- And he gives fun piggyback rides.
- He’s got an awesome head of hair.
- And he teaches you to ride a 2-wheeler without training wheels.
- As long as you don’t ride in the street.
- Oh, you know, you two are so sweet. I only hope someday that I have nieces just like you.
- Marry Uncle Jesse and you will.
- ‘Good morning, girls.’
- – ‘Morning. Morning.’ – Hi, Robin.
- Good morning, Jesse.
- Come on, girls, I’ll give you a ride to school in my bug-mobile.
- Shotgun!
- No fair. I gotta get my milk money.
- Okay. Hurry up, kid. I’ll wait for you.
- What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what? Let me see! Let me see! Let me see!
- Aw, uh, uh, oh! You’re in luck. It just so happens that I went to finger college, okay?
- Now in order to treat your finger I’ve got to know what color the pain is.
- ‘What you have to do is close your eyes’ put your finger on your nose and that way we can tell what color the pain is.
- Come on, do it. I’m the finger doctor.
- Okay, very good. Now, what color is the pain?
- It’s kind of green.
- It’s kind of green? Any other colors? How about polka dots?
- Yeah, there’s polka dots. Blue ones.
- Blue ones. Any stripes?
- No stripes.
- Oh, good! That’s good. Because stripes are dangerous.
- ‘Alright, this is easy to diagnose.’ Nine out of ten doctors will agree
- that we can solve the pain by opening your eyes
- and taking your finger off your nose.
- It’s gone. Thanks, Uncle Jesse.
- Alright. No charge. We’ll put it on your father’s medical insurance.
- You’re wasting your time killing bugs.
- Come on. I’ll give you a piggyback ride. Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! Here we go!
- Good luck today. What a guy, huh?
- And there were no fights in hockey today.
- Finally, Michelle would like to thank all of you for your calls asking her to be a regular on the 4 o’clock sports.
- Yesterday, Michelle picked the warriors by five. And son of a gun.
- Son of a gun if they didn’t win 106-101.
- But I’m afraid Michelle is retiring as odds maker.
- That’s right, to resume her former career of eating
- learning to talk, and burping.
- Well, that’s sports. This is Danny and Michelle Tanner
- saying bye-bye and bye-bye.
- So long, San Francisco.. …until 6:00. See you then.
- (Derek) ‘We’re off the air.’
- Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
- Jesse, thanks for picking up Michelle.
- No problem. Everybody has a purpose in life. Mine is chauffeuring around little babies.
- – Keep up the good work. – Okay.
- “Substantial rainfall in key northern watersheds “has eliminated the threat of cutbacks
- “in water deliveries next year “to municipal and industrial users in northern California. Now, what does this–“
- What? What is it, Jesse?
- Well, Michelle was just, uh, saying how interesting it was.
- Don’t do that Michelle business, please. You didn’t like it. Be honest.
- How do I say this without hurting your feelings? It put me to sleep.
- That’s not how you’d say it.
- Robin, you have something special inside you. You gotta let it out. You gotta show some energy.
- Auditions scare me to death.
- You have to have fun, I mean, you know? You have to have fun, like the kid.
- You can’t be afraid to get crazy.
- Let me show you. Let me show you What I’m talking about? Here.
- – Okay. – Hold the baby. Come here.
- It’s gotta be something like this.
- Hello, San Francisco. How the heck are you?
- Jesse Cochran here, for the channel ocho news. Today’s top story is wet and wild. Get this.
- “There has been substantial rainfall
- in key northern watersheds.” What does that mean?
- No more having to beg for water in restaurants.
- Take longer showers. Wash your car every day. And hey, yank that brick out of the toilet, huh?
- San Francisco, the good life is back. We’ve got water coming out our ears!
- “For municipal and industrial users “in Northern California, have mercy.
- You see? That’s it. You’ve got to laugh. You’ve got to smile. That’s what you have to put into your audition.
- ‘We’ve got to beef up security in here.’ ‘Miss Winslow, you’re on.’
- She’s beautiful. She’s intelligent. She’s charming. Everything that I want in a newswoman.
- Ladies and gentlemen, may I present Miss Robin Winslow. Give me the kid.
- Thank you, young man.. …whoever he was. I don’t know.
- Hello, San Francisco. This is Robin Winslow. Channel Eight news.
- “Substantial rainfall in key northern watersheds “has eliminated..
- To Robin, Channel Eight’s newest field reporter.
- And to all of you for all of your help, thank you.
- You’re welcome.
- What did you do?
- I don’t know. But when somebody says thank you you’re supposed to say, “you’re welcome.”
- Jesse, can I have a word with you?
- Sure. Will you excuse us?
- You’re excused. I love being polite.
- I just wanted to thank you for all your help.
- Hey, I’m happy to do it. Which part helped you out the most?
- Oh, I’d have to say it was your insane newscast. It was so awful, it made me look terrific.
- That was all part of my plan.
- I was wrong about you. You’re different than all the other “yous” I’ve dated before but do you know what I like most?
- Hmm. Let’s see. How about my love for adventure? Uh, the way I live my life on the edge?
- Your strong maternal instincts.
- The words I’ve been dying to hear from a woman.
- Oh, boy, how did this happen? I never even used to like kids until I talked to one.
- Well, you’ve got a terrific family here. Those girls really adore you. And I’m beginning to see why.
- Listen, Robin, I’m not the type of guy that just rushes into relationships, okay?
- I think you and I should become friends.
- I’d like that.
- Good. So we’ll just be friends. Period.
- You’ve got it, buddy.
- Alright, pal.
- But listen, now if you want to go beyond this friendship thing you’re gonna have to make the first move, okay? ‘cause it’s not gonna be me.
- I understand that.
- Let’s get back to the party. Come on.
- Robin, I’m curious, if you did happen to make that first move, what would it be? I mean, I-I would hate to miss it.
- Trust me, if I made a move, you’d know it. Okay, pal?
- Okay, little buddy.
- Was that a move?
- Did your toes curl?
- Yeah. Does that mean you’re making a move?
- No, when I make a move.. …everything curls.
- Have mercy!
- ミシェルを使うのはやめて
- 今のじゃ聞いてると 眠くなるよ
- グサッときた
- 君のいいところが出てない エネルギーを出せよ
- 緊張してるの
- 楽しくやるんだ この子みたいに
- ハメを外して
- 俺が手本を見せる
- 俺が手本を見せる 見てろよ
- 見てろよ
- よう シスコの皆
- このジェシーが感動的で ゴキゲンなニュースを伝えるぜ
- 北部に大雨が降った
- 北部に大雨が降った これで料理店でも 水をもらえる
- これで料理店でも 水をもらえる
- シャワーも浴び放題 洗車もトイレも遠慮なし
- シスコに快適な生活が 戻ってきた
- 飲料水も工場用水も 心配なしだぜ
- こんな感じに笑顔で オーディション 受けなきゃ
- 不審者がいるが 準備はいいかい？
- 美人だし頭もよくて魅力的 レポーターにもってこい―
- ミス･ロビンです！ 子供 返して
- ありがと 見知らぬ人だけど
- シスコの皆さん ロビン･ウィンスローです
- 北部の大雨の影響で 給水制限は…
- 新レポーター誕生に乾杯
- 皆さん 協力ありがとう
- どういたしまして
- 協力した？
- ありがとうって言われたら そう答えるのよ
- ジェシー 話が
- ちょっと失礼
- ごゆっくり… 偉いでしょ
- 助けてくれてありがとう
- いいさ どこが役立った？
- あのお手本よ お陰で私が引き立った
- ねらいどおり
- 今までとは違うタイプね どこが気に入ったと思う？
- 危険なところかな 危なっかしい生き方？
- あなたの母性本能
- 男としてうれしいよ
- ここに来るまで 子供は苦手だったのに
- 子供たちはあなたが大好き その理由が分かったわ
- 俺は無理に 交際を迫るタイプじゃない
- 友達から始めよう
- いいわ
- じゃ 友達で決まり
- 異議なし
- そうこなきゃ
- 友達以上になりたい時は 君から行動を起こして
- 分かったわ
- 戻りましょ
- どんな行動か教えといて 見逃すと困るから
- その時は きっと分かる 覚悟して
- しとくよ
- 今のが“行動”？
- ビビッときた？
- ああ 今のがそう？
- いいえ その時が来たら 全身シビれる
- たまんねえ
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