- Now someday, you’re gonna be invited to the White House to eat fruit cocktail with The President.
- And if you eat with your fingers, there’s a good chance you’re gonna gross out the commander-in-chief.
- Now, you eat with a spoon, alright?
- No, thank you.
- No, thank you? Michelle, grab that spoon and eat.
- Okay. But you’re on your own when the soup comes, young lady.
- I see you. I see that you’re sneaking on with your hands.
- I see you!
- And here’s a valentine for my teacher.
- Okay. Tongue out.
- (Joey) ‘Thank you.’
- Hurry up, Steph. Michelle’s dryin’ up.
- What I do about Wendell Berman’s valentine? I can’t sign love, Stephanie to someone
- who has his fingers in his nose all day.
- Well, why don’t you just put from Stephanie to Wendell
- and just throw in a little piece of Kleenex.
- – Good thinking. – ‘Mm-hmm.’
- ♪ My funny valentine ♪♪
- – Happy Valentine’s day, girls. – Happy Valentine’s day.
- Joey, you like these earrings?
- Oh, Jess, they are beautiful. I’ll get my ears pierced tomorrow.
- They’re not for you, huh.
- They’re for Becky. It’s our very first Valentine’s.
- It’s all part of my Valentine’s dream night.
- [laughs] Check these out, girls.
- – Uncle Jesse? – ‘Hmm?’ Are you in love?
- Well, Becky and I, well, let me see, how do I say this.
- But, the two of, if you.. Okay, if you see both of us together..
- He’s babbling. – It’s love. – Hmm.
- Happy Valentine’s Day, girls.
- Alright, dad. Fashion Central. You got my royal blue sweater.
- I don’t know anything about a royal blue sweater.
- Guys, know anything about a royal blue sweater?
- – Nope. Nothing. – No way.
- Yes, you do. I started hinting for it the day after Christmas.
- Could we please open our presents right now?
- Pretty please?
- Pretty please?
- Pretty please?
- Oh, no. The triple leg hug pretty please.
- (together) Happy Valentine’s Day!
- Well, these are from all of us.
- D .J., this is for you and Steph, this is for you.
- And come here, Michelle, this one’s for you.
- Ooh. A gold heart. It’s so pretty. Thank you.
- Yeah, well, look. It’s a locket. Look, you open it up and there’s pictures inside.
- Who are these people?
- They’re Bill and Mary, the people who come with every new picture frame and wallet.
- And now the moment, we’ve all been waiting for.
- Well, I’ve been waiting for.
- Oh, thank you for my royal blue socks.
- Well, won’t those royal blue socks
- go fabulous with your new royal blue sweater?
- Oh, my God! Thank you, thank you. – You’re welcome. – Thank you.
- – Thank you. – I told you.
- Thank you, daddy.
- No, no. no, Michelle. No, there’s more. No, keep digging.
- You know, this would make a great dress if I put a belt on it.
- I’m gonna belt you, you little nerd bomber.
- – Take it off right now. – Hey, D.J., be cool.
- No, look, she’s stretching it out.
- You don’t have to yell at me. I’ve got ears.
- But you’ve got nothing between them, you little chicken wing.
- Oh, yeah? Well, if I’m a chicken wing then you’re a double-decker lame-oid chicken sandwich.
- Come on. You’re lucky to have a sister. Now, say something nice about each other.
- Okay.
- Stephanie, you have a wonderful big sister.
- And, D.J., you have an even more wonderful little sister.
- Yes, I do. Her name’s Michelle.
- Dad, is it okay, if I wear my new sweater to school?
- Sure, honey, but take good care of it.
- I will.
- Help!
- Let’s help her open it before she outgrows it.
- Here, come on . Rip that off.
- What is it? What is it?
- Happy Valentine’s Day, Michelle.
- Thank you.
- I say, next year, we just get the kid a box.
- And, Mr. Bear, this one’s from Jason Fleming.
- And this one’s from Jason Greenblatt.
- And this one’s from Jason Yamagato.
- And this one’s from Wendell Berman.
- D.J., what’s wrong?
- Don’t ask.
- It’s too late. I already asked.
- Hey, where’s your new sweater?
- Right here.
- And here.
- And here.
- What happened? Did it blow up?
- I was so stupid.
- I was playing soccer at recess and I took my sweater off so it wouldn’t get all sweaty.
- Next thing I know, the gardener drives his stupid lawn mower right over my sweater.
- Daddy is gonna freak out.
- Not if my plan works.
- Have no fear. Kimmy Gibbler’s here.
- If she’s part of your plan, you need a new plan.
- No, I need a new sweater. My plan is to go back to the store and buy one.
- Here’s $11.80. It’s all the money I have.
- Oh, Kimmy, you’re the best friend in the whole world.
- Okay, here’s the other $5.
- Well, I have $27 in my I gotta get a car the day I turn 16 fund.
- You can have all the money in my piggy bank too.
- Great.
- Just turn around and shut your eyes. It’s in my secret hiding place.
- Steph, we’re in a hurry, just get it out of the toy chest and let’s go.
- That is the old secret hiding place. I don’t keep it there anymore.
- Just turn around and shut your eyes.
- Uh, thanks for the ride, Joey. We’ll be done in about ten minutes.
- Okay, I’m gonna go down to the one-hour photo store and watch people’s vacations go by. Bye, girls.
- Oh, here it is.
- Oh, it’s so pretty. It’s so perfect. It’s all in one piece. It’s so..
- $80?
- Hi! May I help you, girls?
- Uh, yes. By any chance, would this sweater be going on sale soon?
- Like in the next ten minutes?
- No, I’m sorry.
- Well, we only have $43.80.
- Plus..
- …322 pennies in cash.
- I’m sorry, you’re a little short.
- I can’t help it. I’m only six.
- That’s it.
- I’m gonna have to tell Joey, Uncle Jesse and Dad that I turned their beautiful Valentine’s Day present
- into $80 worth of royal blue dishrags.
- That’s too bad. But as long as we’re here, let’s try stuff on.
- – Excuse me, ma’am. – Yes?
- Is this sign true? I can buy something now and pay for it later?
- Why, yes. People buy now and pay later all the time. It’s called credit.
- Hear that, Mr. Bear?
- I can buy D.J. the sweater now and when I save up enough money, I can pay for it later.
- Come on, Steph. Let’s go find Joey.
- ‘Oh, excuse me, ma’am’ I need to look inside your bag.
- I hate shoplifters. They drive up the prices for everyone.
- – Thanks for the ride, Joey. – You’re welcome.
- You know, girls, I’m still amazed the three of you went into a mall for 20 minutes and not one of you bought a thing.
- We were practicing our browsing.
- You know, Kimmy, one day you gonna make some lucky young man very…confused.
- Great. How am I gonna tell everybody about the sweater?
- You don’t have to.
- Stephanie, how did you pay for that sweater?
- I didn’t have to. The lady said, I could buy now and pay later. So I took it for you.
- You’re welcome.
- Oh, Stephanie.
- What’s wrong?
- You ripped it off.
- No. I didn’t. It’s wrong to steal.
- Look, Stephanie, I know you were trying to help me.
- But you took the sweater without paying.
- That’s called credit.
- Well, if you don’t have a credit card, it’s called shop lifting.
- It is?
- I gotta get out of here.
- If the police ever connect me with this crime I might be banned from the mall forever.
- I’m a criminal?
- I broke the law?
- D.J., I’m scared. I don’t wanna go to jail.
- Am I gonna go to prison?
- Steph, don’t panic, you’re not gonna go to jail.
- Look, all we have to do is return this sweater tomorrow. Everything will be just fine. Just calm down.
- I feel much better.
- Let’s go valentines. We’ve got a date tonight.
- Oh, D.J., wear your new sweater. I can’t wait to see how it looks on you.
- Now what do we do?
- Well, if I wear the stolen sweater to dinner and return it tomorrow
- at least I won’t ruin everyone’s Valentine’s Day. I’d ruin tomorrow instead.
- You have such a good heart.
- Now, all I have to do is get this plastic alarm thingy off.
- It won’t come off.
- That’s alright. I think it looks nice.
- There’s gotta be a way to hide it.
- Come on, girls let’s go.
- Ahoy, land lubber.
- I’m setting sail for me Valentine costume party.
- Does you have any spinach in a can? This frozen stuff shivers me timbers.
- I thought you were to go as a famous romantic couple. What happened to Cheryl?
- Oh, Olive Oyl. It’s your Romeo.
- Oh, hi, Popeye.
- No, wait, Cheryl. It’s more like, oh, Popeye. My hero.
- Oh, Popeye. My hero!
- Huh, we’ll work on it.
- Well, I’ll work on my voice and you work on these muscles.
- And she’s got a little smart mouth on her.
- Alright, now where’s that little Swee’Pea? Oh, Swee’Pea.
- Oh, Michelle, come here.
- Oh, that’s how you looked the day you were born.
- Oh, gosh, how adorable.
- Hi, Popeye.
- Here you go.
- Danny, I wish you was comin’ with me.
- Now that I takes a good looks at you you’re built more like Olive Oyl than Cheryl is.
- Come on, Olive, let’s go before me forearms explode.
- Come on girls let’s go.
- Danny, your dates are ready.
- Girls, why are your sweaters rolled up on the side?
- Uh, it’s the latest style. Pretty cool, huh?
- Try it, daddy.
- Hey, if anyone’s ready to take a fashion risk it’s your rad dad.
- Oh, bless you.
- Jesse took me on a hayride through the streets of San Francisco. It was so romantic.
- The stars twinkling the city lights shining,
- [sneezing] Jesse sneezing.
- A little allergy to the hay.
- Well, we’re off to see “Roger Rabbit.” For the fifth time. Come on, girls.
- – Bye, guys. – Bye, girls. Have fun.
- – You too. – Danny, what, uh..
- What’s with the sweater?
- It’s the latest style, dude.
- Yeah. There’s a look I don’t wanna know better.
- Boy, you really went all out tonight.
- Oh, you ain’t seen nothing yet, kid.
- First, a little language of love.
- Some musica.
- Next, some fire to heat up the evening a little.
- As if we needed it.
- And now, a little toast.
- Here we are. To my valentine.
- To finding each other.
- Happy Valentine’s Day.
- Becky, I have a little something for ya.
- That’s not it.
- – I hope you like them. – Oh.
- And I hope you like this.
- Oh, Jesse, sapphire earrings.
- They’re beautiful.
- A genuine Elvis spoon. Thank you.
- I had no idea that you were gonna be extravagant.
- – I mean, if I’d known– – I love it, it’s great, man.
- It’s gonna go perfect with my Elvis cheese grater.
- – I’ve gotta try these on. – Alright.
- Let’s see how they look.
- Alright.
- They’re beautiful. Thank you.
- You know, Becky, uh, I’m glad you made me wait four months before I got to go out with you, you know?
- It gave us a chance to know each other without all the pressures of dating.
- I don’t know. I-I really feel like your friend.
- You’re different. You’re, uh.. You’re interesting. You’re honest, open.
- I mean, those qualities are hard to find. Trust me, I’ve looked.
- Listen to me, I’m rambling on here. What I’m trying to say is..
- I’ve always had trouble making commitments in the past. And I think maybe it’s time that–
- – Jesse, I know– – No, I know. I know. A lot of guys could say that to you, but..
- I’m gonna show you that I really mean it.
- You see this? This is my little black book. Well, actually, they were out of black the day I got it.
- But the point is I’m not gonna need these phone numbers anymore because I wanna be with you every weekend.
- So goodbye, ladies.
- Well, actually, not every weekend. I have a date this Saturday.
- You have a date?
- Well, we never talked about not seeing other people.
- You have a date?
- Okay.
- Fine. I can get a date for Saturday night too.
- Let me see.
- Oh, Becky, what am I doing? I don’t wanna play games.
- I just wanna be with you.
- Jesse, I wanna be with you too. But I-I feel like things are moving too fast for me.
- Can’t you just give me a little more time?
- Yeah. I’m not gonna blow this.
- I’ll wait for you.
- Well, you don’t have to wait alone.
- Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Whoa. No, I thought we were gonna take this slow.
- Okay.
- Then let’s do this slow.
- Have mercy.
- Okay. We walk in, put the sweater back you stole and walk out.
- Now, just act casual.
- What are you doing?
- Acting casual.
- Just act regular.
- Hold it, young lady.
- Do you have a receipt for this sweater?
- No, ma’am, I don’t have a receipt. I’m a shoplifter.
- You’re gonna laugh when I explain this story to you.
- Well, see, my cute little baby sister..
- See how cute?
- Well, see, she thought that “buy now, pay later”
- meant that you could come back and pay later for it.
- Little kids.
- Do you girls realize that shoplifting is a serious crime?
- (together) Yes.
- I’m going have to call your parents.
- Could you ask to speak to Joey?
- You alright, girls?
- – Are you okay? – Yeah, dad.
- – Hi. Are you their father? – I certainly am.
- How dare you accuse these sweet, innocent girls of shoplifting?
- I’ll have you know that little Stephanie here was Honeybee of the Month.
- Don’t you people have anything better to do than harass my perfect little nieces?
- Uncle Jesse, I stole the sweater.
- Not everyone’s perfect.
- She stole the sweater for me because I ruined the one you gave me.
- When I first came in here, did I throw a little hissy fit?
- You know, that is so unlike him.
- Dad, I’m really sorry.
- I’m sorrier.
- I’m just in shock because I raised my daughters to know the difference between right and wrong.
- My hat.
- Home, Joey.
- We’ll be paying cash for the hat.
- You guys are very lucky that nobody is pressing charges.
- You’re not kidding. They almost sent me up the stream.
- That’s up the river.
- Hey, I’m new at this.
- Girls, I really like that you tried to help each other.
- But why didn’t you come to me when you were in trouble?
- Because I thought I could handle things on my own.
- D.J., you always think that.
- But to be honest, you’re much better at getting into trouble than you’re at getting out of it.
- Well, is there any way to practice getting out without getting in?
- Well, no.
- But once you get in, you have to come to me or Uncle Jesse or Joey and let us help you.
- Because no matter what happens, we’re always on your side.
- Thanks, Dad.
- I love you.
- Yeah, thanks, Daddy.
- Maybe you can help us fix D.J.’s sweater.
- I’ll sure give it a try.
- This was an $80 sweater.
- But what’s really important here is that we all learned a good lesson.
- (Danny) ‘Eighty dollars?’
- Well, you little chicken wing, thanks for trying to help me.
- Hey, you’re my sister and you were in trouble. Somebody had to do something.
- I want you to know if you’re ever in trouble you can always count on me.
- Thanks. Sisters forever?
- Sisters forever.
- So does this mean I can play with your toys and borrow your CDs and clothes anytime I want?
- Not a chance.
- Hey, there was never gonna be a better time to ask.
- Okay, one thing.
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