- – Impossible. – Can’t be done.
- All you have to do is learn how to pump your legs.
- Watch me and do what I do.
- ‘Come on, boys.’
- Not everything I do, huh? Just the leg pumping.
- Now swing your legs in..
- …and out.
- In…and out.
- In…and out.
- But we are not going anywhere.
- I told you it can’t be done.
- She’s cuckoo.
- Hey, thanks for letting me tag along with you guys to the street fair.
- Yeah, well, this year, remember that nachos and that Tilt-A-Whirl, don’t mix.
- You’re telling me? I really liked that sweater.
- Hola, Deej. El blondo.
- Hi, Kimmy. Hi, Nelson.
- Hi, D.J., it’s good to see you again.
- What are you doing?
- Checking your eyesight.
- You’ve got eight trillion dollars and you’re dating Gibbler.
- Gibbler? No.
- No, no, we’re just.. We’re just, we’re friends.
- Well, um, I was hoping we’d be a little more than friends.
- Like, uh, husband and wife?
- So, D.J., uh..
- I suppose I’ll be meeting this guy you’ve been seeing, huh?
- – Viper. – Viper? Ah!
- Uh, let me guess. You, you didn’t meet at the library.
- He plays the guitar in my Uncle Jesse’s band. He’s running a little late.
- Ooh! Old boyfriend meets new boyfriend on a very special “Jerry Springer.”
- Uh, Nelson, you know that you’re going to the street fair with a local legend.
- Uh, Kimmy won the pie-eating contest three years in a row.
- It’s a gift. I got it from my mom. She can swallow a frisbee whole.
- That’s Viper.
- Well, time to warm up the old chops.
- Hey! Pineapple cheesecake.
- This is not gonna be pretty.
- Do you believe in being honest?
- I believe in saying hello.
- Deej, I could beat around the bush. I could stall. I could hem and haw.
- You could just say it.
- Okay. I think things between us are moving too fast.
- Uh, you probably feel the same way. Like, uh, you need a little room to breathe?
- I was breathing fine until you started talking like this.
- Well, it’s just, you know, one day we meet and the next thing you know, boom, we’re-we’re a couple.
- So, what are you saying? Boom! We’re breaking up?
- – I guess I am. – But I don’t understand.
- I thought everything was going great.
- I-i-it’s not you, it’s, it’s me. Okay? I just, uh.. I need a little space.
- I’m sorry, Deej.
- I gotta go.
- [laughing] Gibbler just gobbled that pie..
- …in one minute two.. Just, gah!
- Well, I guess we better get going. Where is this, uh, Viper guy?
- Oh, um, he just dropped by to say that he couldn’t make it.
- Oh! Are you okay?
- Yeah. Fine.
- No, you’re not. What’s the matter?
- Viper just broke up with me.
- Oh, Deej.
- It’s okay. It’s okay, Deej.
- Oh, I feel awful. I never even saw it coming.
- I know how that feels.
- Oh! Hey, if you felt this bad when I did to you
- I’m really sorry.
- The thing to remember is that the pain does go away.
- I hope so.
- But it is replaced by this big, empty, hollow feeling.
- Let’s hit the swings.
- My playground.
- – What a mess. – Michelle, who did that?
- I’ll tell you who did that.
- – Dad, who did that? – I don’t know, Michelle.
- Unfortunately, there are some people out there who take out their anger on other people’s property.
- Shame on them.
- Double shame.
- You said it, guys.
- I wanna go home, dad.
- Okay, honey. Let’s go.
- Alright. Thanks a lot.
- So, Danny, what’s the word from City Hall?
- Well, the word is, there’s still 65 vandalized playgrounds they have to be fixed up ahead of us.
- They’re still cleaning off park walls that say disco sucks.
- No playground? Nicky and Alex will never learn to pump.
- Oh, yes, they will. Now if the city’s not gonna get involved then I say we take some action ourselves.
- Every kid has the God given right to pump.
- You know what, he’s right, and we’re gonna get the whole neighborhood to help rebuild that playground.
- The-the slide’s gonna be slidier and the monkey bars are gonna be monkier.
- Monkier?
- You get the idea. This is gonna be the best playground any kid has ever played in.
- Yeah, with big, wide, sturdy swings
- with plenty of room, so the chains don’t squeeze
- your car keys into your thighs.
- Well, ‘cause-‘cause kids hate that.
- – Hey, Comet. – Hi, Comet.
- Hey, Nelson, thanks for taking us to the street fair today.
- – I had a blast. – Not me.
- It was the worst day of my life.
- You’re just bitter because you were disqualified from the pie-eating contest.
- Man, you swallow one fork.
- Well, on that note, I think it’s time to, uh, free Willy.
- Nelson, thanks for winning me this monkey. It was so cute how you kept trying and trying.
- Oh, I knew I’d knock down those milk bottles sooner or later.
- Yeah, $700 later.
- Uh, so you had a good time today?
- Yeah, yeah, thanks to you.
- Um, for a while there, I actually forgot I’ve been dumped.
- You know, D.J., any guy that would dump you would have to be out of his mind.
- Aww! Why can’t all guys be as sweet as you?
- Why can’t all girls be as pretty as you?
- Thanks for a great day, Nelson. I really had fun.
- Did something just happen here?
- I don’t know.
- Maybe, um, you’d like to talk about it over dinner, Saturday night?
- Yeah, that will be nice.
- Great. See you then.
- Steph, Nelson will be here any second. How do I look?
- Like you’re going out with a million bucks.
- What is this, uh, three nights in a row for you two wacky kids?
- Yeah. It’s starting to feel kinda comfortable.
- Like a big couch filled with money?
- It’s not the money.
- You know, once I gave Nelson a chance I saw this whole other side to him.
- He’s so sweet, and sensitive, and.. I could never talk to Viper the way I talk to him.
- That’s him.
- Hi, Nels.. Viper?
- D.J., I’ve been walking around for three days just thinking about you.
- And I realized that breaking up with you is the dumbest thing I ever did.
- Please, take me back.
- Take you back? There is no way D.J. is taking you back.
- You-you’re not gonna take him back, are ya?
- – Deej, come on, we gotta talk. – No, no, not tonight.
- We’re going out.
- You, on the other hand, are not going out. You’re staying in.
- You…wanted your space. Enjoy the living room.
- This is better than “90210.”
- Sorry, Viper, we’re late.
- Gee! I don’t believe this. What does she see in that guy?
- Well, let’s see, she sees, uh, sensitivity. She sees caring.
- She sees a beach house on both coasts.
- Well, I’m not rolling over for Richie Rich. I’m getting D.J. back.
- Thanks, Nelson, I had a great time tonight.
- Really? You know, uh.. You seemed kind of distracted during dinner.
- Dinner? Oh, no, thanks. I just ate.
- Deej, I know you’ve been thinking about that guy uh, Viper.
- You know it’s Viper. And I really cared about him.
- And I really care about you.
- Man, and I thought trigonometry was complicated.
- Look, Deej, I just want you to know.. …I’m here for you.
- Well, actually I’m gonna be at home but you know what I mean.
- Uh, I’ll call you tomorrow.
- – Okay. Goodnight, Nelson. – Goodnight.
- ♪ D.J. ♪
- ♪ Is there anything that I could say ♪ ♪ To change your mind ♪
- ♪ Let me stay ♪
- ♪ ‘Cause I’m just ♪ ♪ Sitting here ♪
- ♪ Wasting away ♪ ♪ Everyday living without ♪ ♪ You ♪♪
- – Oh, Viper. – Ah, Deej.
- I missed you so much.
- I missed you too.
- Deej, you forgot your fl..
- What’s going on here?
- Uh, Nelson, this isn’t what it looks like.
- Oh, thank God.
- ‘Cause, looked like you guys were kissing.
- Viper was just singing this beautiful song that he wrote for me.
- Oh, really? Uh, must have been tough to sing with your mouth full.
- Come on, Deej, you don’t have to explain anything to him.
- D.J., do you know what you’re doing?
- This guy broke your heart once. What makes you think he won’t do it again?
- I know. You’re right.
- How do I know you’re not gonna do that to me again? I mean, Nelson was there for me when I needed him.
- He wasn’t there for you. He just moved in on a weak moment.
- No, it wasn’t like that.
- Well, maybe I was a little hurt and.. …confused and vulnerable..
- D.J., you know it wasn’t like that. We have something beautiful between us.
- Yeah, your wallet. Listen, I’m getting D.J. back, alright?
- Yeah, well, forget it, ‘cause DJ knows that I would never break her heart.
- Yeah, but that’s not gonna happen again.
- – It was a mistake. – Yeah, you’re a mistake.
- Yeah, you wanna take this outside?
- Hey, hey, I’m not afraid of you. – Uh-huh. – I’m not afraid of you.
- My chauffer can rip you limb for limb, pal.
- Hey, you guys, stop it, okay? I can’t stand to see you act this way.
- Now I’m gonna make a decision.
- I just need more time.
- Boy, this hammer’s a lot heavier than I remember.
- Ow!
- This is not a public hammer, tool-box brain.
- This happens to be a Katsopolis family hammer, okay?
- My great-grandfather used this hammer to build his house in Greece. He then passed it down to my grandfather
- who then passed it down to my father who told me never to let you touch it.
- I love this hammer.
- Okay, alright, fine. I’ll, uh, just go crank up the saw.
- That is, unless you have some bizarre emotional attachment to that piece of hardware too.
- Okay, I’m just kidding. I’m kidding.
- Okay, Jess, I picked up the supplies.
- I also put together this spiffy construction outfit. How do I look?
- Like one of the village people.
- Come on, Jess, I wanna build something.
- Use tools. Get dirt near my fingernails.
- Alright, alright, uh, take out your crescent wrench.
- Crescent wrench? Okay, crescent wrench. Let me just, uh, check the diagram here.
- Crescent wrench. I am here. My hammer’s here.
- Uh, left is west, right is east. Four quarts to a gallon. Crescent wrench. Crescent wrench..
- Crescent wrench is over here it is!
- I would have gotten there eventually.
- Alright, now, uh, take the crescent wrench and go tighten all the nuts on the teeter-totter over there.
- Sir, yes, sir.
- Now I know why they wear these hard hats. I know that now.
- Bubble brain. What are you doing? Get to work. Saw something.
- [imitating Popeye] Get to work. Saw something. Ya big bully, if I had me spinach I’m sure, I’d saw something. That’s right.
- I’ll see what you saw.
- (Joey) ‘Oh, no.’
- Did I just hear an oh, no from a man with a power saw?
- Oh, uh, no.
- – What happened? – I, uh..
- Well, I just took off a little piece of my finger. Ow!
- As long as nothing happened to my hammer.
- Uh, just don’t panic, okay? It was an accident, alright?
- Uh, you can still use it. You can use it for, uh, uh small things like, uh, like thumbtacks, you know, uh..
- Thumbtacks.
- You know what? I’m not gonna kill you. I’m not gonna kill you right here.
- – You know why? – ‘Cause you forgive me.
- [laughing] Too many witnesses.
- Alright, she’s tightened up. Let’s try her out.
- Uh, dad. Great teeter, but I’m not seeing much totter.
- – Kimmy, did you gain weight? – Yeah, I’m up to 260 now.
- I must have over tightened it.
- – Let’s all push together. – Alright.
- On three. Three!
- Excellent dismount. She really nailed that landing.
- Viper, what are you doing here?
- Come on, D.J., you won’t talk to me. You won’t return my phone calls.
- I’ve gotta know. What’s your decision?
- – D.J., we gotta talk. – Guys, look. Believe me.
- I’ve been agonizing over this, okay?
- But it’s not like picking out a pair of shoes.
- I wanna make the right choice. And I’m sorry, I haven’t made a decision yet.
- Well, good. ‘Cause I just wanna let you know that..
- I might not be able to write a song for you or sing it to you but I can definitely show you how I feel.
- Now, you’ve heard of the Four Seasons, right?
- Summer, fall, winter, spring?
- And Frankie Valli.
- Where’s the music coming from?
- I had the park wired last night.
- ♪ I love you baby ♪
- ♪ And if it’s quite alright ♪ ♪ I need you baby ♪
- ♪ To wander lonely nights ♪
- ♪ You’re just too good to be true ♪ ♪ Can’t take my eyes off of you ♪
- ♪ You’d be like heaven to touch ♪ ♪ I wanna hold you so much ♪
- ♪ At long last love has arrived ♪ ♪ And I thank God I’m alive ♪
- ♪ You’re just too good to be true ♪ ♪ Can’t take my eyes off of you ♪♪
- Thank you. Oh, that was beautiful.
- – I don’t know what to say. – Say yes to Nelson.
- He’s a nice guy, and he pays in cash.
- Uh, excuse me, Mr-Mr. Valli, I’m-I’m a huge fan of yours. I really am. My-my name is Danny Tanner.
- D.J., how can you compare buying a love song to writing one that’s from the heart?
- Hey, hey, feelings are feelings and right now, I think D.J. knows who really loves her.
- That’s right, and that’s why she’s leaving you with me.
- – Yeah, in your dreams. – Yeah, in your nightmare–
- – Yeah, in that jacket– – Look, you guys. That’s enough, okay? Don’t fight over me. I’m not a trophy.
- I can’t take this pressure.
- If you’re forcing me to choose..
- I’m sorry, I’m choosing neither of you.
- – I blew it. – No, I blew it worse.
- – No, no, no. I blew it worse. – No, I definitely..
- – Don’t tell me you blew it– – You see what I did–
- Guys, guys, you both blew it worse.
- I still get paid, don’t I?
- Hey, Deej, you alright?
- Aunt Becky, I just blew off two great guys. Am I totally out of my mind?
- No, it may not seem like it now but you did the right thing.
- – I did? – Absolutely.
- Nelson and Viper are both nice guys but if either one had been the guy for you you would have been able to choose one.
- You’re a smart girl, Deej. Listen to your heart.
- – Don’t ever settle. – Thanks, Aunt Becky.
- Think I’ll ever find that guy for me?
- Oh, I know you will. I did.
- What’s so funny? What’s so funny?
- Get up there. And we’re flying!
- There you go.
- That’s it. Pump, pump your legs.
- Way to go.
- We’re big boys now.
- What a great day.
- It really was. It was great. We got to rebuild the playground. I got to use my tools. Look at this, everybody.
- Frankie Valli autographed my hard hat.
- Wait-wait a minute. Where’s Joey?
- Joey? Oh, Joey.
- We-we-we had this little spat over hammers. See, and I-I had this staple gun, and..
- I’ll be right back.
- Jess?
- Okay, Jess, game’s over.
- Good dog. Good doggie.
- Good dog. Oh, don’t even think about it.
- There’s a fire hydrant over there.
- Oh, oh, oh. Is that wet?
- Oh! Jess!
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