- Oh, my gosh, you’re getting fatter than your Uncle Jesse.
- Quick. Put the sweater on.
- No, I do it.
- You sure you don’t want any help?
- No, I do it.
- Oh, feeling a little independent, are you?
- Okay, that’s fine with me. I’ll just sit down and catch up on my Dr. Seuss.
- Help!
- Come here, you. Alright, quick. I’m gonna put that.
- We gotta put the hand through there.
- And now we put the head through there. And then we put this there, and then..
- Ah, gosh, I told you it was a two man job.
- I did it.
- Well, I helped.
- I did it.
- – I did it. – No, I did it.
- No, I did it.
- So, Jess, any thoughts on that muffler commercial yet?
- No, I found something very interesting.
- If you shake a pencil just right it looks like it turns to rubber, see?
- Hey, you guys working?
- No.
- Snitch.
- Oh, man, I love this time of year.
- First spring cleaning and now it’s income tax time.
- I get it.
- Hello.
- Hi, lady.
- I went poo poo in the potty.
- I hope that’s a wrong number.
- Will you give me that, huh?
- Double J Creative Services, J..
- Oh yes, right here. Can I say who’s callin’?
- Hold on a second. Joey, it’s a Patty Fogerty.
- Patty?
- Fogerty.
- Hold on, please.
- Who is Patty? Fogerty.
- She’s my old girlfriend from college. I can’t talk to her.
- Joey, say hello.
- Jess, you don’t understand. Patty was the one. I was gonna ask her to marry me.
- Until she walked out on you. No phone call, no goodbye.
- She left me a note.
- On her new boyfriend’s stationery.
- Ouch.
- Face it, Joey she just ripped out your heart
- and threw it on the ground and did the Mexican hat dance on it.
- Oh, look, here he is now.
- – Talk. – Don’t worry. I’ll talk to her.
- But, I’m not going to see her.
- Hello, Patricia.
- Come on over.
- My address is 1882 Girard. I’ll see you tonight at seven.
- Alright.
- Hey, she said, “Please.”
- Why don’t you just leave your heart on the doorstep so she can wipe her feet on it.
- Daniel, can’t you see this was the great love of his life, man? We’re talking about romance here.
- Besides, my boy can make his own decisions.
- Now, Joseph, what you’re gonna do is, you gonna see her you gotta tell her everything you always wanted to say
- and then you gotta sweep her right off her feet.
- See, he can make his own mind up.
- As you can see, I have here an empty tube.
- Michelle, say the magic words.
- Please and thank you.
- Good magic.
- Let me do the trick you taught me.
- And now, the ball of mystery.
- D.J., you dropped your ball of mystery.
- – Thanks. – Hey!
- So I have three hands. So what?
- Let’s get back to some real magic. I need two volunteers.
- Me, me, me.
- I’ll pick you and you.
- Aw, nut.
- I have here a pair of solid steel handcuffs.
- Now, have we ever met before?
- Unfortunately, we have.
- I place the handcuffs on my two lovely volunteers.
- This better work.
- Now, I take the magic scarf and place it over the handcuffs.
- Let me make sure they’re good and tight.
- Presto change-o. You’re free.
- I’ll go home and get the key.
- If your dad finds out, he’ll call my mom and she’ll tell my brother I took his magic set.
- And he’ll make my life disappear.
- He already made your brain disappear.
- Still doing your taxes? Why don’t you fill out the short form, man? It took me ten minutes.
- You wouldn’t ask such silly questions if you would take the time to read your tax codes.
- Study, learn, save.
- Snooze.
- You may be entitled to a refund of hundreds maybe thousands of dollars.
- Give me that book.
- Well, what do you think?
- Joey, don’t try to impress her.
- What, I just wanna show her what she gave up ten years ago.
- – I don’t know if I can– – No, no, no.
- Just do everything we worked on. Be cool, be smooth. Be a heart breaker.
- – Okay. – Go get ‘em, killer.
- Joseph, the fly, the fly.
- Joey. Hi.
- Hi, Patty. You look great.
- Did, uh, did you bring back my Peter Frampton album?
- Oh, you’re still making me laugh.
- Um, this is my roommate, Jesse Katsopolis.
- – Hi. How are ya? – Hi. Yeah, fine.
- Joey’s told me so much about you.
- Uh, nothing specific, you know, mostly good things.
- They were vague, but-but good things.
- Who is this woman?
- Patty, you remember Danny.
- – Hi. – Danny, hi.
- Boy, seeing you and Joey together brings back so many memories.
- I’ll bet seeing you brings back a few memories for Joey too.
- Yeah. I think it’s great. You and Danny are still friends..
- Reminiscing always makes me feel like dancing.
- Patty, why don’t we go down to my room. It’s kind of hard to talk in the middle of a fiesta.
- Oh, come on. You look depressed. Cheer up.
- Read the tax code.
- So I moved in here to help Danny raise the three girls and everything seems to be workin’ out great.
- You haven’t changed a bit.
- Oh, Joey.
- Patty, just out of curiosity, why are you here?
- Well, I was married for a while and I just got divorced.
- And I started thinking when was the last time in my life
- I was really happy?
- When I was with you. I just wanted to touch that part of my life again.
- Yeah, there were a lot of great times, but, Patty, come on–
- Oh, Popeye! You still have the doll I gave you.
- You remember the first time you did the voice for me?
- Yeah, it was right after our first kiss.
- [chuckles] Remember, I went, “He-ge-ge! Whoa!”
- You know, anytime I need a really good laugh I think about the first time I saw you.
- Oh, no. Not halftime at the homecoming game.
- Yep.
- Fifty six thousand people waiting to see the crowning
- of the homecoming queen and there’s this maniac
- streaking the full length of the football field. Buck naked.
- I was not buck naked.
- I was wearing high tops and a Nixon mask.
- I miss all the fun we had.
- It was a lot of fun, wasn’t it?
- Until you walked out on me.
- How could you do that to me? You never even said goodbye.
- You just took off with Michael Winchester and left me a lousy note.
- Do you know how much that hurt?
- Do you have any idea what you put me through?
- Look, I wanted to say goodbye, I just couldn’t face you.
- I’m so sorry.
- I still don’t know why you left me for Michael.
- Because despite all the fun we were having I needed some romance in my life.
- I wanted someone to sweep me up in their arms and say, “I love you.”
- I said, “I love you.”
- Yeah.
- As Bullwinkle, Yosemite Sam, Elmer Fudd.
- I wanted to hear you say it.
- I can’t believe you didn’t know how I felt about you.
- Patty, I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you.
- You know, for ten years, I’ve wondered what it would feel like to hold you again.
- How does it feel?
- Wonderful.
- I really did love you.
- I don’t think I ever stopped.
- ♪ Doing my taxes is really neat ♪
- ♪ And I’m so cool I saved all my receipts ♪♪
- Alright, if this long form’s really gonna make me more money, let’s get to it.
- I found these receipts from last year.
- Alright, let’s start with this one. Oh, this is good, this is where I took my boss to nice lunch there.
- We got, uh, two quarter pounders
- and a French fry.
- Now, would that be considered a “McWrite-Off?”
- Get it? Come on. “McWrite-Off.”
- I’m sorry, Jesse. I’m just worried about Joey.
- How long does it take to say “Patty, I never wanna see you again?”
- Don’t worry about it.
- I just hope he doesn’t fall back under her spell.
- See? Nothing to worry about.
- Now.
- – We made it. – Hi, guys.
- – Don’t do that. – Did you get the key?
- No.
- (both) No?
- The key is in Reno with my brother.
- But the good news is, he’ll be back tomorrow morning to pick up his unemployment check.
- (Danny) ‘Girls.’
- Please don’t get me in trouble.
- The bed.
- Oh, Mr. Tanner. I had to come by and give you a goodnight hug.
- Thank you, Kimmy. Oh, your mom called.
- I don’t know why, but she wants you home.
- – I’ll see you in the morning. – You better.
- Why are you two in the same bed?
- I love my little sis.
- And I love my big sis.
- You see, I always told you this would happen. As you get older, you’re gonna grow closer and closer.
- Dad, we couldn’t get any closer than we are right now.
- – Goodnight, girls. – Goodnight.
- This is so sweet.
- This is a nightmare.
- What now?
- I guess we go to sleep.
- D.J., I can’t sleep on my back.
- No way.
- – There. Are you settled? – Yes. Are you settled?
- Yes. Goodnight.
- Goodnight.
- – D.J.? – What?
- I think I drank too much lemonade after dinner.
- Okay, Michelle, it’s time to finish Uncle Jesse’s taxes.
- Now, can you help me add up all these numbers?
- Do you know how smart you are?
- Daddy smart too.
- “Daddy smart too.” And not a witness in the room.
- Danny, are we done yet? We’ve been up all night.
- Jesse, I am about to make you a very happy man.
- According to your short form
- you were getting back a measly $352 tax refund.
- But thanks to using the long form, you are now entitled to..
- …pay the government $48.17.
- I have to pay?
- I’ve been up all night with you. Haven’t I paid enough?
- Don’t worry, be happy.
- [operatic singing] ♪ Love love everywhere there’s love ♪
- ♪ Love is here love is there ♪
- ♪ Love is even hiding under the chair ♪♪
- Were you out all night, young man?
- ♪ Yes I was yes I was ♪
- Were you with Patty?
- ♪ Yes I was ♪
- [squeaking] ♪ Yes I was Ho ho ho ♪♪
- Hey, Pavarotten. Wait up. I want some details.
- Look, daddy.
- Oh, no, Michelle, what did you do?
- Table all clean.
- Yes, table all clean.
- Oh, I’ve taught you well. But I think, I’ve created a monster.
- (Daniel) ‘Oh, no.’
- Oh, no. It’s the monster.
- Then Patty and I went back to all our old hangouts. We talked about all our old friends.
- She laughed at all my old jokes.
- I’ve heard your old jokes. She must be in love with you.
- Joey, listen, there’s millions of fish in the sea.
- Why pick the fish that you know is gonna break your heart?
- Danny, I’m back with Patty. It feels great. Now, why can’t you just be happy for me?
- Well, maybe I have been a little down on this whole thing.
- A little? Don’t you remember..
- I’m sorry, Joey. I just don’t wanna see you get hurt again.
- Don’t worry, this time I’m gonna do it right.
- Tonight, I’m cooking Patty dinner and I am going to be Mr. Romance.
- Well, actually that name’s taken already.
- Oh, hey, girls. What do you want for breakfast?
- Uh, we just came to say that we’re not hungry.
- Girls, wait a minute. Come here.
- You’re wearing the exact same clothes you were wearing yesterday.
- So is Joey.
- Well, that’s because I had so much fun in them yesterday
- that I woke up early, washed them and put them back on again.
- Us too.
- Hi, Tanners. D.J., bad news.
- My brother’s staying in Reno for a week.
- You can’t get the key? Let me at her.
- Kimmy, did you handcuff my daughters together?
- Boy, nothing gets by you.
- Alright, no problem. Those are magic cuffs. Had ‘em when I was a kid.
- Very simple. I’ll need an assistant.
- Not you. Kimmy.
- Now, we simply place an ordinary apron over the handcuffs and the lovely and talented Miss Gibbler sticks her hands under.
- And…abracadabra!
- Alright!
- Hey, this isn’t funny. Get these off.
- Mmm, I don’t know, girls. Should I take them off?
- (both) Nah.
- Nah.
- Sorry, babe.
- Wait. Don’t go. I’m stuck.
- Boy, nothing gets by you.
- May the magic of this moment live forever.
- Oh, how sweet.
- You know what this spaghetti reminds me of?
- Come on. Remember? Come on.
- That’s a little silly, don’t you think?
- Oh, for old times’ sake.
- Well, “Lady And The Tramp” was the most romantic cartoon ever made.
- Sure.
- You always make me laugh.
- Joey.
- Let’s streak.
- Come on, let’s just take off all our clothes and go running through your neighborhood.
- Patty, I can’t run through the streets naked. These people have a neighborhood watch program.
- I have a better idea. Food fight.
- Patty. Patty.
- Good thing I didn’t make baked potatoes.
- Patty, I thought you wanted me to be romantic.
- That was ten years ago. I came back for the old crazy Joey.
- There’s no old crazy Joey. There’s only this Joey.
- Come on, you’re still the same guy that always made me laugh.
- – No, I am not the same guy. – Yes, you are.
- No, I’m not. You don’t know anything about this Joey.
- I work in advertising, I’m raising three little girls. I have a whole new life now.
- Why are you getting so upset?
- I thought we were falling in love again.
- Well, so did I.
- But I think, we’re falling in love with the memories.
- Patty, let’s face it. All we have is our past.
- What about our future?
- Joey, we’re getting a second chance. Only this time, we could have a happy ending.
- Ah. I know.
- Patty, you came back into my life just like I dreamed you would.
- It should be perfect, but it’s not.
- Let’s face it. We really don’t know each other.
- I guess you’re right.
- But in a way, it’s still a happy ending.
- I got to say things that I needed to say and I got to hear things that I wanted to hear.
- And now when I think back about us I can feel good about it.
- All of a sudden, I feel like we’re strangers.
- Well, we’re standing here in front of two plates of spaghetti that are getting cold.
- Why don’t we sit down, enjoy this beautiful dinner and get to know each other?
- Okay.
- Okay. Okay.
- Hi, I’m Joey Gladstone.
- Hi. Patricia…Fogerty.
- Patricia Fogerty, nice to meet you. Do you like, uh, Italian food?
- Yes, I do and this looks delicious.
- You know, the great part about it is that if they don’t deliver it within a half hour, it’s free.
- 僕たちは―
- 思い出に 恋してるだけなんだ
- 僕たちの間には過去しかない
- 未来もあるわ
- 今度は二人で ハッピー･エンドにしましょ
- そうだね
- 君が戻ってくることを 夢見てた
- だけど 現実の僕らは―
- お互いを知らない
- そうね
- これもハッピー･エンドさ
- 話したいことを話して 聞きたいことを聞いて―
- 僕は過去の傷をいやせた
- 他人同士になった気分
- スパゲッティが冷めるのを 見てるよりは―
- 座って一緒に食べながら 知り合わない？
- いいわ
- よし そうしよう
- 僕はジョーイ
- パティ･フォガティよ
- よろしく イタリアンは好き？
- 大好きよ おいしそうね
- 30分で来ないと 無料になるとこがいい
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