- Michelle?
- What have we here?
- I am a doggy.
- Well, you’re a very pretty doggy.
- – Daddy, be doggy. – Okay.
- Nice doggy.
- Go get it.
- Alright, but I’m not sleeping outside tonight.
- Go and get it.
- Go get it.
- Okay, Michelle, which of these two dresses
- do you wanna take on our trip to Lake Tahoe?
- That one.
- Oh, yeah. I’m looking forward to those shopping years.
- Alright, this suitcase should be big enough for Michelle.
- Okay, Jesse.
- Michelle, get out of there.
- You’re carry-on luggage.
- Alright, boys, I better warn you.
- You’re not gonna see me much this weekend because I’m gonna spend every moment with Becky.
- Jesse, this trip is for work.
- Rebecca and I are doing our first show on location.
- If this goes well, I might get more free vacations.
- Well, I just hope she could keep her mind on her work because this weekend I’m going to tell Becky
- the three little words that every woman wants to hear.
- Honey, I’m wrong.
- “I love you.”
- Jess, I am so touched.
- You and Rebecca have been going out a long time. You haven’t told her “I love you” yet?
- Ah, you know how Becky is, she likes to take things slow and I don’t know, I didn’t wanna scare her off
- but, guys, I’m crazy about this girl. And I can’t keep my feelings in any longer.
- It’s gonna be beautiful, I’m gonna take her in my arms I’m gonna passionately look into her eyes and say..
- Hi, is the cab here yet?
- – Yeah. We gotta go. – Let’s go.
- Lake Tahoe.
- – Yeah. – See you downstairs.
- Don’t forget me.
- Guys, I think you forgot something.
- What did we..
- Oh, oh, oh, Michelle.
- I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to forget you.
- I’m not mad.
- Jess, I am so excited about this trip.
- Yeah, me too.
- Rebecca, this is gonna be a trip that you will never.. I mean, never forget.
- Tell me about it.
- Todd Masters is gonna be on our show. Jesse, he’s the biggest movie star I’ve ever interviewed.
- What a hunk.
- What a hunk.
- Okay, girls, this is your room.
- Alright, a TV set, a dresser
- a bed, a phone, and look, curtains.
- Steph, calm down, we have all this stuff at home.
- Yeah, but we don’t have this guy.
- Sorry. Thank you, Myron.
- Welcome to the fabulous Ali Baba Hotel and Casino.
- I am Mr. Santana.
- Manager of the fabulous Ali Baba Hotel and Casino.
- Hi, I’m Danny Tanner.
- Mr. Tanner, we are thrilled to have you doing your show live
- from the fabulous Ali Baba Hotel and Casino.
- Anything you and your fabulous family desires
- just sign your room number. It’s all free.
- – Everything is free? – Mm-hmm.
- You are the nicest man in the world.
- Just for that, here’s a shiny, silver dollar for you, and you.
- Dad, give this man a hug.
- DJ, I don’t think that’s really necessary.
- No problem.
- Yes, the love never stops here
- at the fabulous Ali Baba Hotel and Casino.
- Michelle, tomorrow you will be
- in the fabulous Ali Baba Hotel and Casino Daycare Center.
- Flabulous.
- Flabulous.
- And guess what, they have a TV there.
- So who are you gonna watch tomorrow morning at 9 o’clock?
- Gilligan.
- Gilligan? Oh, Michelle, aren’t you gonna watch daddy’s show?
- Gilligan funny.
- Oh, come on, Michelle. Haven’t you caught on by now? They’re never getting off that island.
- Alright, who wants a goodnight kiss?
- Me, me, me. Me, me, me.
- Me, me, me. Alright. Ready?
- Okay, Michelle, go give your sisters a kiss goodnight.
- Hey, Jess, let’s get down to the showroom. We can still catch Harem Bare ‘em ’89.
- I’m not interested, Joseph. Tonight, I’m gonna spend the evening with Rebecca by the lake, counting stars.
- Jesse, don’t count on Rebecca. She has to prepare for our show tomorrow.
- Oh, really?
- Observe the power of love.
- – Hello. – Hello, ba-a-a-by.
- Hey, hey. No, it’s Jesse. Don’t hang up.
- Alright, Becky, how’s this sound?
- A romantic moonlit stroll by the lake.
- Oh, Jess, it sounds wonderful.
- “Oh, Jess, it sounds wonderful.”
- Alright, I’ll be by your room in about ten minutes.
- Jess, I’m sorry, it’s just.. I have to prepare my interview with Todd Masters.
- Um, I’ll take a rain check though.
- We’ll talk about it over breakfast. Goodnight.
- But, actually, you know on second thought
- you do have a big show tomorrow and I think maybe it’d be best that you stay in and get some work done.
- Hey, now, now, don’t argue with me, young lady.
- I mean it. Okay?
- Danny, do you have those notes on the Todd Masters introduction?
- Thanks. See you in the morning.
- Who is this? Leave me alone.
- Come on, Joe, let’s go catch the show.
- I like this one better.
- Okay, Loretta’s gonna check my makeup, you girls have a seat.
- Wake up, San Francisco. I’m Danny Tanner.
- And I’m Rebecca Donaldson.
- And our guests today are George Michael Patrick Swayze and Tom Cruise.
- And our two very special guests Ken and Barbie.
- Oh, girls, that is so cute.
- Actually, that’s too cute. Now, out of those chairs before I’m out of a job.
- Okay. We’ll go play with those slot machines. They look like fun.
- Just a minute, honey.
- It’s against the law to play those machines unless you’re over 21.
- Now why don’t you and DJ have a seat right over here.
- This is my first live audience. I really need you guys to cheer me on.
- Hey, we’re there for you, babe.
- Danny, I’m sorry I’m late.
- Hey, Becky, where’ve you been? We’re supposed to have breakfast together.
- Didn’t Danny give you my message?
- Not yet. Jess, Becky can’t make it.
- She has a breakfast meeting with Todd Masters.
- How could you do this to me?
- Well, I’ve just been nervous about the show.
- Not you. You.
- Jess, I’m really sorry but we’ll have to talk about this later.
- Danny, we go on the air in less than a minute..
- What’s goin’ on here?
- She’s just excited to meet a movie star.
- I mean, suppose you could spend some time
- with Michelle Pfeiffer, what would you do?
- Becky wouldn’t dare.
- Wake up, San Francisco. I’m Danny Tanner.
- And I’m Rebecca Donaldson.
- Welcome to a very special edition of “Wake Up San Francisco.”
- Live from the fabulous Ali Baba Hotel and Casino.
- Fabulous.
- You folks are in for a very special treat.
- Our first guest is one of the biggest stars in Hollywood.
- I don’t think I need to say anything but two words.
- Todd Masters.
- – Hi, Danny. – Hi.
- Nice to see you again, Rebecca.
- Ladies, I did something this morning with Todd
- that every woman in America fantasizes about.
- We ate breakfast together.
- And now I know why breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
- Well, we’ll be back with more of “My Breakfast with Todd”
- after a word from the people who pay for my breakfast.
- Let’s go see what’s going on.
- Joey, did you see the way Becky’s drooling all over that Todd Masters?
- I’m gonna go upstairs and join Michelle in the daycare center and catch the last half of Gilligan.
- Joey, Joey, check it out! This lady just won a ton of money.
- I wish we could play.
- Settle down, girls. Let me tell you something about gambling. Most of these people lose.
- I don’t hear anybody screaming, “I lost, I lost.”
- Well, girls, stay behind the ropes and watch as I teach you
- how stupid it is to gamble.
- You won! You won!
- Alright, Joey. Two dollars.
- Girls, first rule of gambling. Never be fooled by beginner’s luck.
- Whoa! Ten dollars. Alright.
- Girls, second rule of gambling. Don’t quit while you’re hot.
- Come on, baby. Joey needs a new pair of shoes.
- (Joey) ‘Orange, orange, orange! Yes!’
- Twenty dollars worth of juice.
- Don’t stop now. If you get four 7s, you can win $100,000.
- Girls, I’m gonna get one of those change buckets. You stay here, guard my machines with your lives.
- If anybody goes near it, scream.
- Because I’m hot, I’m burning, I’m wasting time. Yes.
- Oh, I can’t take it. It’s driving me crazy.
- – I’ve got to play that machine. – Here.
- – Use my silver dollar. – Oh, thanks, Steph.
- If we win any money I’ll split it.
- Now, is the coast clear?
- – The coast is clear. – Alright.
- (Stephanie) ‘That’s one 7, that’s two 7s.’
- That’s three 7s!
- (Stephanie) ‘Yes! We won!’
- Girls, what happened? Who won my $100,000 jackpot?
- – I did. – With my silver dollar.
- We’ll split it three ways.
- Start jumping up and down.
- Hi, we’re back live from Lake Tahoe where somebody has just won the big jackpot.
- So, come on, Perry, we’re going back into the casino.
- Boy, this is what live television is all about.
- Dad, dad, Joey won the big jackpot.
- You hear that ladies and gentlemen? Joey just won.. Joey?
- Our Joey? My Joey? Oh, my God!
- Perry, Perry! Joey! Joey! Joey, you won the jackpot?
- – You won the jackpot? – Yes.
- Oh, sorry, Perry. Sorry.
- Joey, Joey, you’ve been broke your entire life. How does it feel to win $100,000?
- – Well– – It feels unbelievable.
- I mean, not that I would know personally
- but this has got to be the raddest day of Joey’s life.
- I’m going to Disneyland.
- What the heck, I’m gonna buy it.
- Congratulations, congratulations. Congratulations!
- Yes, everyone’s a winner here
- at the fabulous Ali Baba Hotel and Casino.
- I’m really sorry about Danny running off with the camera like that.
- Well, that’s alright. I’m having fun here with you.
- As a matter of fact
- why don’t we continue our breakfast at dinner tonight?
- Oh, well, thanks, Todd, but I have a boyfriend. And, uh, I’m really crazy about him.
- He’s a very lucky guy.
- I tell you what, why don’t I take both of you out to dinner?
- That’s very sweet of you.
- Great. It’s a date. I’ll have my driver pick you up at 7.
- What the hell’s going on here? You’re going out to dinner with this joker?
- – Oh, Jess– – No, no. No, I understand.
- Good-looking guy comes into town, goes on your show. He hits on you, you’re all over him like a cheap suit.
- I mean, is this guy really that big a deal?
- Knock it off.
- – Jesse, please. – No, I mean..
- How would you like it if I hit on every incredibly gorgeous blond that walks by me?
- Excuse me.
- Hi, I’d like to see you tonight.
- You can cook me dinner I’ll cook you breakfast
- and in between, babe, we’ll just cook.
- Get out of my face, you creep.
- Well, we’re heading back
- to the stage and, huh, nobody’s here.
- – We’ll talk about this later. – We’ll talk about this now.
- Oh, here they are. What a pleasant surprise. My brother-in-law Jesse.
- Right in the middle of the most important broadcast of my career.
- – Welcome, Jesse. – Thank you.
- How could you do this to me? This was supposed to be our weekend.
- [chuckles] Uh, Jess, could we have this discussion during the next commercial?
- No, we’re talking about our relationship. It’s much more important than some stupid talk show.
- This is my brother-in-law and I love him dearly. Security!
- Well, what’s going through your mind, some guy–
- You’re making a fool of yourself.
- Sit down, fun boy.
- Jesse, Todd is right, you’re making a really big mistake.
- Oh, really? Good.
- Then this is the last mistake I make with you because this is it. We’re breaking up.
- Well, fine. Then it’s over.
- Well, fine, and you’re looking at a free man.
- Well, you won’t see that on a Gilligan’s Island.
- With my share of the jackpot I’m gonna buy a ranch full of horses, a red Corvette.
- I’m gonna buy my own jet plane.
- That bus takes forever to get to school.
- Now, girls, when Mr. Fabulous comes in here to give me
- my check for a hundred grand, just let me do the talking.
- As long as you let us do the spending.
- Hey, hey, hey. Mr. Lucky.
- Oh, man, come with me into the casino and help me pick a slot machine.
- Let DJ pick it. She won the jackpot.
- Steph.
- DJ won? Joey, you let the girls gamble?
- No, I had nothing to do with it. I was getting a money bucket.
- You girls were gambling after I told you not to?
- I’m not happy about this at all.
- Would $10,000 cheer you up?
- You girls won that money illegally and you can’t accept it.
- Well, there is a bright side to this. I can accept it.
- You didn’t really win that money either.
- Well, no, not technically.
- But if the girls hadn’t jumped in there
- the next pull would’ve been mine, and..
- Don’t shake your head “no.” I’ve got a case.
- Yes, I do. Read my head.
- Mr. Gladstone, just the gentleman I need to chat with.
- Well, before you give me my $100,000 I’d like to tell you a funny story.
- You see, I was playing the machine and I stepped away
- for a minute, a second. Heck, a microsecond.
- Well, I told the girls here to guard my machine which they did
- by putting a silver dollar over
- the coin slot which accidentally fell into the coin slot.
- I couldn’t accept the money without clearing my conscience.
- But I feel great now, so lay it on me.
- – What’s this? – A video cassette.
- Our security camera got a nice clean shot of the children gambling.
- You didn’t come into the picture until many, many, many microseconds later.
- I’m not getting the money, am I?
- Mm, no.
- But you can keep the video cassette
- as a souvenir of not having won the jackpot here
- at the fabulous Ali Baba Hotel and Casino.
- Do you hate us, Joey?
- No. Don’t be silly, girls. I love you very much.
- But we cost you $100,000.
- Is there any way we can make it up to you?
- No, I don’t think so.
- Mom, I have never been so embarrassed in my life.
- I never wanna talk to Jesse again. He is the most obstinate, pig-headed..
- [knock on door] ‘Becky.’
- Oh, Mom, that’s him. I gotta go.
- What am I doing?
- Talk. I’m listening.
- ‘There’s a maid, a bellhop’ ‘and some guy getting ice staring at me.’
- Since when does an audience bother you?
- Hey, hey, I just came by here to tell you something.
- It was not my fault and the fact that we broke up is all your fault.
- You’re absolutely right, Jess. It is my fault.
- I met Todd Masters, I watched him eat scrambled eggs and then I did the only logical thing.
- I threw our whole relationship out the window.
- Oh, please, don’t try to turn this around. You were the one who’s going to dinner with this blow-dried side of beef.
- You don’t even know what you’re talking about. There you go shooting off–
- – I do know what I’m talking– – No, you don’t what you’re–
- We’ve been going out for six months some clown comes in town, and you’re going to dinner with him?
- – Yes, you were! – No, I wasn’t!
- Yes, you were! Let me tell you something.
- – No, I wasn’t! – Yes, you were!
- – No, I wasn’t! – Yes, you were!
- If you think kissing me is gonna solve this then you’ve been watching too many old movies.
- And it just so happens that the blow-dried side of beef and I were gonna have dinner tonight with you.
- And if you didn’t lose your temper and act like such a jealous maniac I could’ve told you that in the first place.
- Whoa, I’m a jerk.
- So what you’re saying is that, uh..
- …that I broke up with you for no reason.
- Well, look who just woke up.
- Well, I’m sorry, Becky, but that’s the way I am, okay? That’s how I live my life.
- If I feel something I go with it. I was feeling jealous, so I acted jealous.
- – Tell me about it. – Oh, come on.
- I’m not the only one who acts jealous in this relationship.
- Oh, when have I ever been jealous?
- Uh, how about when I hit on that waitress? For a split second, right before she punched me admit it, you were jealous.
- Okay, maybe for a split second.
- Okay, so how does it feel?
- It was the worst split second of my life.
- That’s what I’ve been feeling since I got up here, Becky.
- I mean, this was gonna be the most romantic most perfect weekend. I was gonna tell you that I love you.
- – I love you too. – I had it all planned out.
- Now that we were gonna take a nice walk
- by the lake, under the stars..
- Jesse, did you hear what I said?
- Yeah, you said “I love you too.”
- – You love me? – Yes.
- And I love you.
- Whoa! That means we’re in love! Yes!
- It’s about time, Becky, I got to tell you something. I’ve been in love with you since the first day I saw you.
- We’re in love!
- We gotta do something about this. We have to be together all the time.
- I never, I never want to go through something like this again. I wanna know that you’re mine.
- Now we’re in Nevada, let’s get married.
- Jess, do you know what you just said?
- Yeah-h. We’re in Nevada, let’s get married right now. Today.
- I don’t know what to say.
- Rebecca Donaldson..
- I love you.
- And if anything has ever been right
- it’s you and me.
- Will you marry me?
- Jesse, this is so..
- Yes.
- Have mercy.
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