- Let’s jump on the beds.
- Nah, my daddy doesn’t like that.
- Let’s play house.
- Okay, you be the daddy.
- Okay, you be the kid.
- Okay. Can we jump on the beds?
- What did I just tell you?
- But you’re the daddy now.
- In that case, let’s do it!
- Your hair can jump higher than you, you know.
- Excellent. My Valentine cards are all addressed.
- Wow, Kimmy! I can’t believe you know so many guys.
- Oh, I don’t. I only know these guys. These are addressed to occupant.
- Okay, Steve, these cookies are cool enough to pack.
- But not in your mouth.
- Something smells like cookies.
- I knew it.
- Sorry, Michelle, but these are for the student council bake sale.
- Bummer.
- How come they’re all shaped like hearts?
- Well, because they’re for Valentine’s Day and Valentine’s Day is about love and love comes from the heart.
- Yeah, it’s a beautiful thing.
- Hey, squirt, I’m taking biology.
- You want to see what a real heart looks like?
- Well, actually, that’s a baboon’s heart but you get the picture.
- Kimmy, Kimmy, come on, cool out, please.
- Yeah, Michelle, you know, we can spare one cookie.
- Here you go. Look.
- An “M” and sprinkles.
- Now, you’re my special Valentine.
- – I am? – Mm-hmm.
- Wow.
- Hey, Deej, you gonna let Thumbelina steal your man?
- Hey, I can’t stand in the way of true love.
- True love? I’m never going to eat this cookie.
- – She’s so cute. – So cute.
- Alright, Beck, brace yourself. I am about to enter the computer age.
- Is it 1973 already?
- Ha ha ha. Funny, funny.
- Look, I may have been a little slow getting to it but the point is.. …I have arrived.
- Hey, Uncle Jesse, I heard you got a new computer.
- Yeah, you know, my night school teacher wasn’t too impressed with my handwriting.
- He asked me if I wrote my last report during an earthquake.
- Yeah, I read that one. “Tom Sewer and Huckleberry Fink” by Marv Twain.
- You know, we’re studying computers at school. I could help you.
- Stephanie, please, I am fully aware, okay?
- You know, I run a computerized synthesizer I run a 24-track mixing board I am no stranger to technology.
- Alright. Let’s hit that power button.
- Let’s find that power button.
- Allow me.
- Oh. There it is.
- Okay, there’s the power button. Very good. Fine. Thank you very much. I will take it from here.
- Where do I take it?
- You have to call up the program.
- Oh, okay, I knew that.
- Yo, program!
- Just a little computer humor.
- Alright, maybe I need a little help.
- Try a lot of help.
- Okay, what you do is, you just hit return, then escape.
- File, type the name of the file
- format, line spacing, two, return
- and presto, you’re ready to go.
- Alright, good. That’s very good. I got it. Oh, except for I missed one little thing.
- – What? – Everything before presto.
- Okay, Joey, get yourself psyched. Today’s the big day.
- It’s us against your closet.
- Come on, you’re way over the top.
- Oh, really, when was the last time you cleaned it out?
- Okay, what’s today, uh, Tuesday, so it would be, uh..
- Never.
- I know I should have rented that flamethrower.
- Come on, Danny, it’s not that bad.
- I always wondered where that tunnel on “Hogan’s Heroes” came out.
- [imitating Burkhalter] Shut up, Klink.
- Okay, you know what?
- I can’t believe you have all this stuff here.
- Look at this. Pet rock. Good boy.
- Oh, this is nice. X-ray glasses. Yeah. There you go.
- Ooh, a Fonzie watch. Ayyy!
- Look at this, a picture of Barbara Ann Varanelli.
- That’s a tosser.
- Why would you save a picture of my old high-school girlfriend?
- I don’t know. It was so long ago.
- Don’t be so grabby.
- There’s something on the back. “Dearest, whenever I think of eternal love
- only one name springs to my lips…Joey.”
- Joey? When did you go out with Barbara Ann?
- I don’t know. It was sometime after you guys broke up.
- Yeah? How long after?
- I don’t know. A week, a month, a-a lunch hour.
- Hey, look at that. You switched to boxer shorts.
- Daddy, what do you do when you love someone?
- Well..
- Come here, honey.
- When you love somebody you.. …start a relationship with that person.
- And if the relationship grows and it blossoms
- and your best friend doesn’t steal her away from you and not tell you about it for 20 years..
- …maybe you might ask that person to marry you.
- Really? That’s all I need to know.
- Carry on, boys.
- Joey, I want you to tell me straight. Did you steal Barbara Ann away from me?
- Danny, I happen to be your best friend. How insensitive do you think I am?
- Steve, wait. I need to ask you something.
- Sure, kid. You name it.
- Will you marry me?
- Huh! Why not? I got no homework today.
- Today? Works for me.
- You know, Michelle, if you’re gonna get married you’re gonna need an engagement ring.
- Here. How about this twisty tie?
- Now, let’s do this right.
- Michelle Tanner, will you marry me?
- Of course. Why do you think I asked?
- – Oh, Michelle, it’s beautiful. – Yeah.
- Look how the wire catches the light.
- Well, we got to go. See you later.
- – I love that kid. – She’s so cute.
- I’m getting married. This is gonna be the happiest day of my life.
- – Come on. Sit down. – What’s so important?
- Shh. I want it to be a surprise. Sit down.
- I’m getting married.
- Hey, I love playing wedding.
- I’m not playing. This is for real.
- I’m going to marry Steve today.
- Whoa! He’s a babe!
- You’re telling me?
- But isn’t that D.J.’s boyfriend?
- Not anymore.
- Hey, girls, what you doing?
- Aunt Becky, how do you have a wedding?
- Well, Michelle, you were at my wedding. Don’t you remember?
- All I remember is..
- …throwing flowers, eating cake.. …and wearing tights what made my knees itch.
- Well, I’ll tell you what.
- We can look through my wedding album, okay?
- This will be a lot of fun. I haven’t looked through this book in such a long time.
- Oh, look, look, look. Here we are arriving at the church.
- Oh, and here we are again arriving at the correct church. My dad was really nervous.
- You look so beautiful.
- ‘Aw, thanks.’
- I got to find a dress like that.
- Oh, you will, sweetheart. You are gonna make a beautiful bride someday.
- Someday?
- Denise.
- Look, here’s Danny helping the caterer scrub some pots.
- Oh, and there you are scratching your itchy knees.
- Look at this, guys, I’m already on page 12. This is so cool.
- It is great living in the computer age.
- Although you guys are still living in the Crayola age, huh?
- Uncle Jesse, can I ask you a question?
- Sure, I’m on a little break
- or as we say in the computer world.. …a little downtime.
- What happens after you have a wedding?
- Well, you kick out all the relatives count your toasters, then you go on your honeymoon.
- What’s a honeymoon?
- Well, a honeymoon is, um, well, it’s a very special time
- where the, uh, the newlywed couple, um..
- …they get to know each other.
- Don’t they know each other before the wedding?
- Possibly.
- But now they don’t have to hide it from their parents.
- What did you and Aunt Becky do on your honeymoon?
- We were very busy.
- Doing what?
- Uh, writing thank you notes for those toasters.
- Listen, let’s just say that it’s, it’s a really really fun trip to go on, okay?
- Oh, thanks.
- Where are you gonna have your honeymoon?
- I don’t know. Hawaii or Chuck E. Cheese.
- Come on, I got work to do. Run along, run along.
- Nicky, Alex, don’t touch that.
- “File erased?”
- Uh-oh.
- Excuse me. Move.
- Here it is Barbara Ann Varanelli.
- Danny, lets just drop it. I did not steal your girlfriend.
- We’ll just see about that, won’t we?
- Hello. Yes, is this Barbara Ann Varanelli?
- Yes, yes. From-from-from Golden Bay High School?
- I am so glad I got ahold of you.
- This, you’re not gonna believe this. This is Danny Tanner.
- Right. Dan-Dan.
- Yeah, all cleared up.
- Look, the reason I’m calling you is-is actually kind of silly, because–
- It’s very silly.
- That was actually Joey Gladstone.
- She wants to say hi.
- Babs.
- Hey, how’s it going?
- [chuckles] No, I can’t.
- I don’t do Flip Wilson anymore.
- Okay, for old time’s sake.
- [imitating Flip Wilson] The devil made me do it, honey!
- Give me that.
- Hi, it’s Dan-Dan again.
- I’m just gonna, I’m just gonna ask you this. When you were dating me in high school were you going out with Joey, too?
- No.
- Really?
- Oh. Well, thanks for clearing that up for me.
- Oh, no, thanks, but if I ever need any Amway I’ll give you a call.
- Well, I guess you feel pretty darn silly right about now.
- Actually we should both feel pretty darn silly right about now.
- Turns out the only reason Barbara was going out with either of us was to make another guy jealous.
- Well, who was he?
- [sighs] Some younger guy. Maybe you know him.
- His name was.. …Jesse Katsopolis.
- I do know him.
- Mayday! SOS!
- My whole report got erased.
- Oh, gee, that’s too bad.
- Yeah, he’s breaking my heart.
- – Hello. – Hey, you guys.
- Steph, Nicky and Alex got to my computer they erased my whole report. I need help.
- Alright, everyone, stand back. I’m gonna need plenty of hot water.
- To fix a computer?
- No, I want some hot chocolate.
- Hey, Nicky, Alex, my beautiful boys, hi!
- Tell me, what did you do to daddy’s computer, huh?
- All gone.
- All gone.
- All gone?
- Jess, isn’t that cute? I asked them what they did to your report and they said..
- Boys, daddy’s computer is not a toy.
- (Jess) ‘Steph, you brought my report back.’ – How’d you do that? – Simple.
- The automatic backup feature saves your document every ten minutes.
- Stephanie, you’re a genius.
- Well, I wouldn’t say that but you’re more than welcome to.
- Hey, Deej, how’d your bake sale go?
- Oh, it was great. Our class raised over $50. Of course, 35 of that was from Steve.
- Yeah, now, I’m broke ‘cause I didn’t see that stupid sign “You eat it, you bought it.”
- Is everybody ready?
- Ready for what?
- For Michelle’s wedding.
- Steve, I know you two will be very happy.
- Steven, Steven, Steven.
- Is there something you’d like to tell us, young man?
- Michelle was just playing. She asked Steve to marry her.
- He gave her a ring. It was so adorable.
- You know, Steve you’re a very lucky young man. You’re gonna be married to a woman who can order from the kiddie menu.
- Ah, let’s go, people. The other guests are here.
- – Come on. come on. – We got to go to a wedding.
- Ah, let’s see who’s here.
- Oh, big bear. Yeah. Wow, look at the turnout.
- I don’t recognize any of these guests.
- Here. You guys sit with the bride’s family.
- Okay. Everybody line up.
- Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go.
- – You ready? – ‘Let’s do it.’
- What a beautiful bride.
- What a beautiful tablecloth.
- I think I’m gonna cry.
- You know, it’s funny. I always thought you’d get married first.
- Don’t start.
- Uh, you, the husband over here.
- Danny, look at it this way. You’re not losing a daughter you’re gaining a garbage disposal.
- – I’m so happy. – Yeah, me, too.
- Okay, the bride and groom have to hold hands.
- It’s okay, Steve. I washed.
- Now, let’s get you two married.
- Do you, Steve, want to marry Michelle?
- Yeah, sure.
- You’re supposed to say, “I do.”
- Oh, sorry. I do.
- Okay, do you, Michelle, want to marry Steve?
- You bet I do.
- Okay, I now announce you husband and wife.
- Great. Well, thanks, Michelle. This was fun, but I gotta get going, now.
- You can’t go.
- But I have to. See, my mom’s making meat loaf tonight.
- But we’re married. We’re supposed to stay together all the time.
- Uh, Michelle, you do realize this was just a pretend wedding, don’t you?
- No, daddy, it was a real one.
- Well, I think we, uh, I think we might have a problem here.
- Uh, see, Michelle, if you were really married to Steve then you wouldn’t be able to live in the same room with Stephanie anymore.
- – That’s right. – My own room?
- I’m sure you two will be very happy.
- Uh, Michelle, what we mean is, after you get married you move away from your family. Is that what you really want?
- Uncle Jesse didn’t move away.
- Yeah, good point.
- Steve, is Chuck E. Cheese alright for our honeymoon?
- Honeymoon?
- Um, listen, Michelle..
- My buddy.
- I think that, uh, I think that Steve and D.J. they were, uh, they were just kidding around. I mean, this, this whole thing isn’t for real.
- I don’t believe it.
- I’m sorry, honey, but what Uncle Jesse said is true.
- Michelle, we thought that you were just playing.
- – Steve? – Michelle, I’m really sorry.
- I thought we were just having some fun.
- That was mean, really mean.
- Michelle?
- I’m sorry you feel sad, honey.
- Why won’t Steve marry me?
- Honey, you’re six years old.
- You’re too young to get married.
- But I love Steve.
- Look, I know you do
- but it’s not the same kind of love that grownups feel when they get married.
- I hate being a little kid. I can’t stay up late, I can’t cross the street I can’t get married.
- Oh, honey, I know how you feel. It’s tough being a kid.
- And sometimes people forget how little kids have feelings.
- And right now, you’re.. What you’re feeling is a broken heart.
- Can you fix it?
- I’ll try. But you got to understand, see Steve is D.J.’s boyfriend.
- She loves him and he loves her.
- It’s still broken.
- Come here, honey.
- Look…one day..
- …you’ll be all grown-up and you’ll have a boyfriend
- and then you’ll fall in love.
- And then, when you’re older than that much, much, much older than that..
- …you’ll get married.
- And you’ll get married because you want to spend all your time with that person.
- I don’t wanna wait.
- Yeah, but there’s something great about waiting for the person that you love.
- What?
- Well, in the mean time you get to be with all the people that you love.
- You know, your family. And we’re gonna make sure that you have lots of fun and lots of hugs and lots of kisses.
- I think my heart is feeling better.
- Aw, that’s my girl.
- I love you so much.
- Michelle, are you alright?
- I guess so.
- Michelle, look, I-I know you’re angry at me but I want you to know I never meant to hurt your feelings.
- Are we still friends?
- Yeah, we’re friends.
- D.J., he’s all yours.
- Thanks, Michelle.
- You know, we’re feeling pretty guilty about this whole thing
- so if there’s anything we can do to make it up to you now’s the time to ask.
- Yeah, you name it.
- Well, I’m thinking pizza and plenty of it.
- Sure. It’s my treat.
- Thanks, Steve.
- Hey, no problem, Michelle.
- Uh, Mr. Tanner, could I borrow a couple of bucks?
- Don’t worry about it. I’ll put it on your tab.
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