- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Nicky, take it easy. Save some room for the Peking duck.
- Just a little, uh, pre-solid food humor.
- Oh, I can’t believe I have to go back to work already.
- I’m gonna miss my pookie bear so much.
- Well, you’ll see ‘em in an hour.
- Remember you’re putting ‘em on your show today.
- Yeah, but what if they do something cute? What if they learn to talk?
- I’ll have them call you.
- Okay, let’s roll. Today’s our big Farewell-Vicky show.
- And?
- And our even bigger Welcome-Back-Becky show.
- So Vick and you were going pretty hot there for a while. I thought you’d be a little down about her leaving.
- Down? Me? Mr. Up?
- [chuckles] Mr. Life Of The Party?
- Oh, yeah, man. Let the good times roll.
- Why did she have to go?
- Good morning, everyone.
- What are we looking at, Ranger Joe?
- Nothing. I have a stiff neck.
- Boy, I sure hope my neck loosens up before my show or it’s gonna be bird watching day.
- [as Mr. Woodchuck] Yeah, we can look for..
- …woodpeckers.
- Well, Joey, keep your chin up.
- Huh! Guess you have no choice.
- Forget it. You cannot borrow my clothes.
- – Please? – No.
- – Please? – No!
- Please, please, please?
- I’ll do it.
- No, no, no.
- Remember, my clothes are untouchable, off limits. This means you, understand?
- I understand..
- …not.
- I’m wearing D.J.’s sweater.
- [gasps] She’s goin’ to have a cow.
- Alright, lunches.
- Kisses.
- Alright. Have a good day at school.
- You alright, boys? Huh?
- Don’t get up. I’ll get it.
- Talk to me.
- Speaking.
- Oh, guys, it’s the record company.
- Tell me you love the song. You like the song.
- Oh, well, then maybe you can learn to love it, I mean, uh you know, as a kid, like I hated blue cheese. I thought it was like eating like sweat socks
- but, no, really, but eventually I..
- Right. Okay.
- I’m sorry too.
- Bye.
- Well, boys.. …your old man got rejected again.
- But you still love me, right?
- That’s what I thought.
- Yeah, we’re all on the same boat.
- Out-of-work high fives. Out-of-work high fives. Come on.
- “Wake Up, San Francisco.” I’m Danny Tanner.
- And I’m Vicky Larson, and today’s my last day because Rebecca Donaldson is back from maternity leave.
- I’m gonna miss you, Danny.
- Oh, Vicky.
- You know, I just forgot we’re still on camera.
- But, uh, Vicky, I have a big surprise for you.
- I spoke to our station manager and he wants you to do
- the weather reports right here on “Wake Up, San Francisco.”
- – Isn’t that wonderful? – Uh, i-it would be.
- Except this morning, I was offered an incredible job anchoring the news in Chicago.
- Chicago? The Windy City?
- Uh, you-you’ll have to wear a hat. You’ll get hat hair.
- Uh, Danny, why don’t we talk about this after the show because Rebecca is waiting to come on–
- Chicago? Didn’t they have a really big fire there?
- It was over 100 years ago. I’m sure it’s out by now.
- Hi, I’m Rebecca Donaldson and I’m welcoming myself back to the show.
- Welcome back, Becky. Why, thank you, Becky.
- – Oh, welcome back, Becky. – Welcome back.
- Thank you very much.
- Um, I would like all of our viewers to meet the two reasons that I’ve been out of work for the last eight weeks.
- Nicky and Alex. Come on in, boys.
- And, everybody, this is my wonderful husband, Jesse.
- – Say hello, honey. – Hello, honey.
- And these are our boys. They’re identical twins.
- Oh, except Alex has a birthmark on his tushie.
- – Just like his daddy. – I’m out of here.
- Wait, wait, wait.
- Come on, I am so proud of this guy.
- Do you know what he’s gonna do today?
- He is going to take care of the kids, do the shopping do the laundry, and cook us a wonderful dinner.
- Yeah, right after that, I’m gonna wrestle a bobcat with my bare hands.
- Have mercy. Fourteen pounds.
- You guys been sneaking down to the kitchen eating cheeseburgers at night?
- Alright, there you go.
- Here we go.
- Uh, fellas, you see this?
- This is what you’re gonna look like ‘if you don’t start growing hair.’
- Come on.
- I got our dinner, Uncle Jesse.
- Ho-ho-hold it. I’m not buying all that junk food.
- You better buy these cookies. I already ate four.
- I mean, five.
- Billy Bunny Cereal. I got to have it.
- Ho-ho-hold it, Michelle. Hold it, Michelle.
- I wanna tell you something, just because there’s some goofy character on the box, it doesn’t mean the product’s any good, alright?
- Oh, my God! “Elvis Peanut Butter.”
- Uncle Jesse, isn’t that the same thing as Billy Bunny Cereal?
- No, it is not. Elvis is a man, not a cartoon.
- Now, what do you guys want? Smooth or hunka-hunka-chunka?
- We’ll take both.
- Alright, hey, Nicky. How you do..
- – Did we bring any diapers? – Diapers, aisle 3.
- Alright, I got an idea. Come here, pal.
- Here we go.
- Here, this ought to keep you smelling pine fresh till we get there.
- Alright, girls, we need milk and bread.
- Got it.
- No more junk food.
- Hey, I saw you on TV this morning.
- Really? Thank you.
- You’re, uh, Rebecca’s husband? Jesse Donaldson?
- It’s Katsopolis. Jesse Katsopolis.
- Whatever. I’m George. And it’s nice to meet another house husband.
- I’m not a house husband. I’m a, I’m a musician.
- Yeah, I’m a screenwriter.
- Look, I-I’m just doing this because my career is temporarily on hold, okay?
- Yeah, you know, I said the same thing to my wife when she went back to work. That was four years ago.
- So, so for four years, all you’ve done is take care of the kids and the house?
- Uh, of course, not, I mean, there’s, uh, shopping and car pools, and oh, my favorite soap “General Hospital.”
- Listen, I-I gotta run. I’ll see you Thursday. Double coupon day.
- Hope I could sleep Wednesday night.
- Hmm. These Funky Franks are pretty good.
- I better try a few more just to make sure.
- Ah! What have I done? I got mustard on D.J.’s sweater.
- She’s goin’ to have a cow.
- Tell me something I don’t know.
- Yesterday, I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet.
- Alright, come on, girls. Let’s go. All we need are paper towels.
- I’ll get one.
- Wait, there. Ho-ho-hold it, Michelle. Hold it, hold it, hold it.
- I’m just trying to help.
- Well, thank you, but you never take from the bottom.
- Always take from the top. Like this, you see?
- I could have done that.
- – I set the table, Uncle Jesse. – Thank you.
- I’m too full to eat dinner, Uncle Jesse.
- Now I know why they call them Funky Franks.
- Alright. Michelle, take one plate away.
- Now you see it, now you don’t.
- That’s my laundry.
- I’m gonna go check on the boys. I’ll be right back.
- (Stephanie) I threw D.J.’s sweater in. I hope that mustard stain came out.
- It shrank.
- That will fit my Barbie.
- Deej, my loving sister.
- How nice to see you.
- I’m just going to go in the living room and, uh, oh, uh, practice my moonwalk.
- Steph, the 80s are over.
- Oh, girls. Just in time for dinner.
- Oh, sorry, Uncle Jesse but Kimmy and I are gonna go study at the library. We’ll catch a burger on the way.
- Is that the thanks I get after slaving over a hot stove all day?
- Boy, you sound just like my mom.
- Only more bitter.
- There goes another plate.
- Hey, Jess.
- – Did you, uh, lose something? – Yeah, the use of my neck.
- I tried to crack it myself.
- You know, it’s amazing how many people need shoeshines.
- Where’s Becky and Danny?
- Oh, they said to tell you they had to work late and they’ll be late for dinner.
- – Michelle, two more plates. – Why do I even bother?
- Well, I gotta go see a chiropractor so I’m not gonna be here for dinner either.
- – Michelle. – What is this? A joke?
- Hey, Jess, can you do me a favor and sew this button onto Mr. Woodchuck?
- Oh, I’d love to.
- Boy, this floor needs a wax job.
- Not only am I Mr. Mom, I’m Mr. Woodchuck’s mom.
- What a day.
- Are you totally bummed?
- Yeah, totally.
- Go ahead. Tell me all about it.
- I just.. I’m just afraid. You know, I mean, what if I never get a record deal?
- I mean, is this it for me? Cooking, cleaning. Watching the kids while Becky’s at work?
- I gotta make some changes in my life.
- Can we eat dinner first?
- Sure, kid, hope you’re hungry
- because, uh, it’s just you and me eatin’.
- I think you forgot somebody.
- Bon appetit, Comet.
- Alright. There.
- Your button’s on, you sawdust-sucking tree freak.
- Oh, you have no snappy comebacks since Joey’s hand’s not up your back, huh?
- That’s what I thought.
- – Hi, honey. – ‘Hi.’
- – I’m sorry I missed dinner. – That’s okay.
- – Hello, boys. – I tell you, Jess.
- I-I know I should be happy about Vicky’s new job in Chicago
- and I am, but I’m-I’m feeling a little guilty that I’m not happy enough, you know?
- I think I hid my feelings pretty well although I did weep all over her goodbye ice cream cake.
- I’m fine about this. I-I really am. Just..
- Do you guys know a good therapist? I’ll be leaving now.
- – He’s taking it well. – Yes, he is.
- So, honey, how was your day?
- Well, the record company called. They didn’t like my demo.
- – Oh, sweetie, I’m sorry. – Nah, it’s alright.
- I’m shaking things up. I got myself a gig tonight. I’m playing with an oldies band at the airport lounge.
- – The airport lounge? – Mm-hmm.
- – Honey, isn’t that a step down? – From unemployment?
- Nah, it’s music. It’s a paycheck.
- Besides, I get a real nice coloring book and those little wings.
- Honey, I’ve been gone all day. I mean, this was supposed to be our time together.
- Well, this is my time to make some money for my family.
- Oh, Jesse, I make more than enough money to support our family.
- Thanks for reminding me.
- What? You have some problem with me making a decent living?
- No, I have a problem with me making a decent living.
- Oh, okay. So now I know what argument I’m in. This is about your stubborn macho pride.
- What pride? I don’t have any pride. I lost my pride.
- I’m gonna get some pride.
- Say goodbye to Mr. Donaldson.
- Hey, Steph, have you seen the heating pad?
- In dad’s top drawer. You know, he preheats his socks in the winter.
- – How’s your neck, Joey? – Oh, it’s much better.
- I just can’t make any sudden moves.
- Look what fits me!
- – Michelle! – What? Aah!
- [grunting] Oh, I just threw my neck out again.
- [as Mr. Woodchuck] Way to go, stupid.
- Hey, I have the exact same sweater in my closet.
- Well, it’s a small world after all.
- And that one has a button missing right where this one has a button missing.
- Can someone explain this?
- I just wear ‘em. I don’t shrink ‘em.
- – Steph? – Alright, this is your sweater.
- I stole it, I stained it, I shrunk it.
- I should have buried it.
- Okay, D.J., have that cow.
- I’m so sorry, D.J. I’ll do anything to make it up to you.
- Well, make it up to Kimmy. I borrowed that sweater from her last summer.
- Oh, yeah. That is my sweater.
- So, Steph, you’ll do anything to make it up to me?
- This is my worst nightmare.
- Okay, Kimmy, I deserve this. What do you want?
- Well, actually, I haven’t had a pedicure in..
- …my whole life.
- (all) Ew, gross!
- Not the sock! Run for it!
- ♪ Glow little glow-worm glimmer glimmer ♪ ♪ Glow little glow-worm glimmer glimmer ♪
- ♪ I got a gal that I love so ♪
- ♪ Glow little glow-worm glow ♪♪
- Thank you. And you know what? Thank you.
- Well, welcome to the terminal lounge the hippest room on the departing level.
- We are The Diplomats, and no, you’re not in an elevator.
- Thank you, Irv. I love you.
- What are you guys doing here?
- Well, we thought we’d come down to see you. I thought you said this was an oldies band.
- I get it.
- I’ll talk to you after the set.
- (man on PA system) ‘Flight 19 to Chicago is now boarding at gate six.’
- Hey, buddy. What are you staring at?
- Oh, I’m not staring. I just have a stiff neck.
- You want me to adjust it for ya?
- I’ll just adjust my chair.
- Okay, for our next number, we have a ver..
- Oh, yes, sir. You have a, a request there? Yes, sir, what would you like to hear?
- Watch my luggage while I go to the john.
- Who wrote that one? Gershwin? Hit me, Irv.
- Uh, okay. Well, then, uh, we’ll do this song.
- I-I’m sure you’ll all enjoy it. It goes something like this.
- ♪ You must remember this ♪ ♪ A kiss is just a kiss ♪
- ♪ A sigh is just a sigh ♪
- Vicky, I-I can’t believe you’re moving to Chicago.
- Danny, I’ve been thinking about this all day.
- I’m gonna take that job here doing the weather.
- Really? That’s great.
- But wait a minute.
- Vicky, what about Chicago? That was your dream job.
- But San Francisco has one thing Chicago doesn’t.
- Rice-A-Roni?
- [chuckles] Alright, two things.
- Vicky, I-I can’t let you give up your dream for me.
- If you stay here, and you do the weather, you’re gonna hate it.
- And then, pretty soon, you’re gonna start to hate me.
- I could never hate you. I may resent you a little.
- (man on PA system) ‘Final boarding for flight 19 to Chicago.’
- Vicky, you’ve gotta get on that plane or you’re gonna regret it.
- Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon.
- And for the rest of your life.
- You’re right.
- Oh, Danny, I’m gonna miss you.
- I’m gonna miss you too.
- Goodbye, sweetheart.
- – I can’t do it. – Vicky, you need to be strong.
- No, I can’t do it, because I don’t have luggage or a ticket.
- You mean, I have to go through this whole goodbye again tomorrow?
- Yes. But we’ll always have the terminal lounge.
- ♪ The world will always welcome lovers ♪
- ♪ As time goes ♪ ♪ By ♪♪
- Thank you. Thank you very much.
- We’re gonna take a short break, but.. …I bet you won’t even know we’re gone.
- Hey, Jess, I really like the new band.
- They really make you look, uh, young.
- Do me a favor, and point me to the restroom.
- Jess, honey, is this really what you wanna do?
- No, this is really what I have to do.
- Uh, sing “Glow-Worm” in an airport lounge?
- I’ll admit it’s not the coolest gig in the world
- but it’s still music, and you gotta admit
- Irv is one bad mama in his own right.
- Jess, what about your music? You can’t give up on that.
- I’m not giving up on my music. I’m still gonna work on my music. And if I get lucky, you know, it will be great. I’ll get a shot, but..
- …right now, I gotta contribute to my family.
- But you do contribute. You’re a great husband. You’re a great father.
- No, I’m talking about money.
- Now, whether I make a million dollars or one dollar I can’t just let you go to work, and-and make all the money
- for this family, I’m a man, you know, maybe I’m old-fashioned
- but that’s who I am.
- And that’s who I love.
- Sweetie, I’m really sorry if I hurt your feelings.
- And if you think it’s important to be a diplomat then I back you 100 percent.
- Thank you.
- What’s important is the tuneage in this joint. We gotta work on this playlist.
- Alright, Dips. Guys, come on now. I know deep, deep down inside you
- there’s gotta be some kind of wild rock ‘n’ roll maniac just dying to get out, huh?
- Alright, we’ll fake it.
- A little rock ‘n’ roll music in E shall we, fellas? Here we go.
- That’s it. Swing with it, boys. Swing it.
- Irv, hit me, babe. Hit me, Irv. That’s it.
- Oh, my neck. I’m cured.
- カッコよくはないが 音楽は音楽だ
- カッコよくはないが 音楽は音楽だ アーブとのコンビも絶妙だし
- アーブとのコンビも絶妙だし
- 自分の音楽をあきらめるの？
- 作曲はするし運があれば 成功するさ でも―
- 家族を食わせないと
- 今のままでも 立派な夫だし父親よ
- 金のことだよ
- 女房に頼りきりじゃなく 少しは稼ぎたい 俺は男だぞ
- 女房に頼りきりじゃなく 少しは稼ぎたい 俺は男だぞ 古くても それが俺だ
- 古くても それが俺だ
- そこが好きよ
- 傷つけてごめんね
- このバンドを続けるなら 全力で応援する
- ありがと
- でも曲にコケが生えてる 変えよう
- なあ みんなも 心の奥深くには―
- 熱いロック魂を 持ってるだろ？
- ぶっつけでいこう
- “ロックンロール･ ミュージック”だ
- そうだ 気合を入れろ
- よし その調子だ
- あれ？ 首が治ったよ
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